BroSisGFPsychoLols

aita, analogy, BroSisGFPsychoLols, brother, collection, Cologne, fuckboy, Girlfriend, humans, inanimate objects, LAUGH, Living, OFFENDED, psych class, psychoanalysis, room, scent, stupid, Tour

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further! Join our server for a cologne-collecting adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where every block smells like a different cologne, where you can trade bottles with other players, and even start your own cologne review TikTok page within the game! Who knows, maybe some virtual cologne companies will send you free bottles too!

But beware, there may be players who accuse you of being a Minecraft “fuckboy” just because you enjoy collecting colognes. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual psychologists in the game to help you navigate through these absurd accusations.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a scent-sational journey filled with laughter, absurd analogies, and of course, plenty of cologne bottles to collect!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3491	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Star Shards Collected:	182	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Astral Projections Made:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Potions Brewed:	113
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	26	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Buildings Constructed:	21

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Towns Built:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	25
Falling into the Void:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5308

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	29	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Buildings Constructed:	41

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Secret Passages Found:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Dragon Eggs Found:	1233	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	New Chunks Explored:	241929

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Star Shards Collected:	266	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Potions Brewed:	168
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SkyMata

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	2906	Endless Legions Commanded:	23
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Cobbletwo

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

IP: play.cobbletwo.com https://cobbletwo.tebex.io What does this server have?MEGA EVOLUTIONS SUPER TOWER BATTLE MORE THAN x400 POKÉMONS MORE THAN x600 PLUSHES OVER x500 CHARMS TONS OF REWARDS CUSTOM GENERATION PROTECTS SYSTEM GTS MARKET SYSTEM POKÉMON BREEDING POKÉDEX REWARDS

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PoliticaMC

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A Brazilian geopolitical minecraft server, siegewar warfare, world building, immersive roleplay and more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Towns Built:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.