BroSisGFPsychoLols

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further! Join our server for a cologne-collecting adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where every block smells like a different cologne, where you can trade bottles with other players, and even start your own cologne review TikTok page within the game! Who knows, maybe some virtual cologne companies will send you free bottles too!

But beware, there may be players who accuse you of being a Minecraft “fuckboy” just because you enjoy collecting colognes. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual psychologists in the game to help you navigate through these absurd accusations.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a scent-sational journey filled with laughter, absurd analogies, and of course, plenty of cologne bottles to collect!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Enchantments Applied:	174
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Villages Defended:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Phloxnew

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

Phlox is a newly opened no-grief Survival server that offers many custom-made features to make your playing experience better. Play alone or create a guild with your friends! We have a chill and welcoming community, and we hope to see you soon!You can also vote for us to rank up in-game!Bedrock IP: play.phloxmc.net:19132

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Mythical Empires Server

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

-= Mythical Empires =- – Money and Tokens – Kingdoms – Jobs – Skills – Dungeons – Pets – Amazing Enchants – Boosters – Auctions – Events – Discord Support – Active staff – Friendly community

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
New Chunks Explored:	172331	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

TrekCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

TrekCraft is not any ordinary server, we are a committed Towny/Survival server with tons of extra plugins to enhance your experience at TrekCraft. Our towny server is a welcoming community where you can build and play with minimal drama. We include Mcmmo, LWC, Jobs, awesome custom boss mobs, ArtMap and much more. Here at TC we have a friendly community that takes part in events every week and an all player staff that will help you through any situation. We’ve been around since 2014 so you know that you can trust us to last. When you find yourself on TrekCraft you feel like you are part of the family, and that is exactly what we want you to feel.Take time today and come join us at mc.TrekCraft.net You can also visit our website at http://www.trekcraft.ca/Minecraft is an adventure, Trek it. -TC2014 Website: http://www.trekcraft.ca/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	84

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NeonGamer Network – Nova Capital

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

A survival with several well-known successful elements: McMMO Store system System of Spawners VIP system Clan System PvP, build, spleef and other events Box and key system cash system Awards for the top of the server Key reward for time online with /prewards E + a system of creative ideas with a Hunger Games theme

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	43	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Ranch N Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

Also available on BEDROCK Edition Minecraft. IP: br.ranchncraft.com Port: 19132We here at Ranch n Craft are a survival server running several custom built plugins, including our very own horse themed plugin! We are a family friendly, community based server that you don’t wanna miss!We aren’t only about horses though! We have a claiming plugin, run events with our dedicated staff, and have so many opportunities to become a part of our amazing community. We also use many of your favourite plugins, and have a Creative server where you can build to your heart’s content.With glowing reviews and a family feel, come join us now to see what all the fuss is about. There’s a reason we’ve been on PCGames list of top ten servers for the last five years!www.ranchncraft.com https://discord.gg/V3mm8bx

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	New Chunks Explored:	503173
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

jes.earth

Cross-Play, Earth, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome!Just an Earth Server is a Minecraft Earth Bedrock Java crossplay survival server where you can make your town, city or even a nation! Different Earth and survival worlds, OneBlock and more. Toxicity-free.We are excited to welcome you to the server B)IP: jes.earth Bedrock Port: 19132 Map: http://map.jes.earth/ Discord: http://discord.gg/jes YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/c/JustanEarthServer Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/justanearthserver/ TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@justanearthserver

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Towns Built:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Kiras Kingdom

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Games

We are a Minecraft 1.20 server in Survival Plus mode set in a medieval style. Our desire is to be your entertainment server where you can spend time creating your own adventure as well as make companions and friends with whom to share whatever you want.We have: OP Fair, Skills, RTP, Backpacks, Clans, Protections, Rankup, Giveaways, Boxes, Custom Enchantments, Economy, Tombs, Marriages, Shop, Elevators, Kits, Pets, Missions, Jobs, Homes

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ores Mined:	4605	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Mines Excavated:	4498

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

TownySMP Earth

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

DragonShield

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

drgnshield.com | br.drgnshield.com 19132 Step into the Minecraft world of DragonShield, a server noted for its welcoming atmosphere and active community. We take a firm stance against any toxic behavior to keep the server a pleasant place for everyone.DragonShield’s unique feature, PlayTime Ranks, rewards you simply for playing. The more you play, the better your rank becomes. Advancing in rank provides benefits like better kits and perks including back, feed, additional homes, hats, and much more.Tired of the same old mobs? We’ve got a selection of over 20 custom mobs like Watchers, Smoke Demons, Dead Miners, and Crawling Skellys, all awaiting you below level 60.Enjoy weekly boss events and challenging dungeon experiences. The bosses come with complex attack systems and over 30 different abilities. Hurry though – the loot rewards go to the quickest and smartest players who land the last hit.DragonShield’s enchants system offers a massive 300 different enchantments. Earn them through regular enchanting or buy them with EXP. We’ve got everything, from PvP to mining enchants to other interesting effects.DragonShield accommodates both offline mode and non-premium players We also offer cross-play for Bedrock players. So why wait? Jump into DragonShield and experience Minecraft from a fresh perspective.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Buildings Constructed:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Belly Server

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

Server de Minecraft Beuteugeu Server | IP: mc.beuteugeu.com Our Website: http://www.beuteugeu.com/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	58	Meteorites Collected:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	232
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

GTAMC Network

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A new GTAMC server which proudly features NO IN-GAME PURCHASES! Come check us out and help us build up a community – Explore the vast city of Greenfield! – Loot chests for powerful guns; shoot other players and take their items! – Buy and sell items at spawn (or trade with other players!) – Lead or join a gang and take control of the streets! – Rent houses to store all of your gear! – Complete unique quests and take on a small GTA-inspired storyline! – Go achievement-hunting with our fun achievements system! – Unlock extra permissions by ranking up using in-game money! – Be a part of intense server events! – Compatible with MC Versions 1.8 – 1.20DONATE: paypal.com/sean44104

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Emeralds Found:	2892
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

firestarter

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

firestarter is a simple, cozy, and relaxing community SMP! Whether you’d like to play the game with friends or contribute to community projects, we have a bit of something for everybody!a few of the things we offer: – player-driven economy and player-run shops – grief protection and land claiming – frequent community events – tons of small quality-of-life tweaks – java + bedrock cross-play – a friendly, fair, and respectful communityYou may also be interested in checking out our handbook (https://firestartermc.com/handbook) for more information. We’d love to see you online! 🧡

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

PrimordialMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

PrimordialMC is a java/bedrock crossplay server with multiple gamemodes including Factions, Skyblock, SMP, and Creative Plots!BEDROCK SUPPORTEDIP: primordialmc.com (Bedrock Port: 19132)[1.8 -> 1.19] are supported!» Factions » Skyblock » SMP » Creative Plots

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Beacoland Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Towns Built:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CubedMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	265
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!