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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further! Join our server for a cologne-collecting adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where every block smells like a different cologne, where you can trade bottles with other players, and even start your own cologne review TikTok page within the game! Who knows, maybe some virtual cologne companies will send you free bottles too!

But beware, there may be players who accuse you of being a Minecraft “fuckboy” just because you enjoy collecting colognes. But don’t worry, we have plenty of virtual psychologists in the game to help you navigate through these absurd accusations.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a scent-sational journey filled with laughter, absurd analogies, and of course, plenty of cologne bottles to collect!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	30	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Cavetale

Economy, PvE, Raiding, Survival

Who are we? We are a Minecraft community invested in exploring new gameplay ideas to be integrated with vanilla Minecraft. On Cavetale, you can play the way you want. Play the core vanilla game, undisturbed. Progress in our custom made skills system with its extensive talent tree. Build a city together with the rest of the community and let our custom made convenience features assist you. Take your friends on an exciting monster raid or other hosted regular events.Who are you? You have a passion for Minecraft and are looking for a server to call your new place to be. One that has many years of history and many more to go. Where a functioning and welcoming community is held higher than the quick mini game fix. You like to discuss existing features with us and suggest new ones. Ideas are always welcome as we make our own plugins. If any of this describes you, then look no further. We want you to come play with us.Our team is a curated staff of plugin developers, event hosts, and moderators. Together we are fostering a friendly and welcoming community. We do our utmost to maintain a functioning and meritocratic economy where effort is rewarded. We designed a comprehensive ruleset and plenty of tools to ensure nobody gets to cheat or spoil your fun.Game modes: Our network offers first and foremost the Home world where you play in survival mode. Here, you claim land to make your base, towns, farms, or anythin else. All worlds share a currency which is earned in-game and is needed to grow claims and trade with each other. We have a dedicated Mining world which resets once a week so that resources never run out and the Home world stays pristine. Furthermore, you can plan your builds on our creative server.Home World with claims and homes Mining World (resets once a week) Economy, Market World and Auctions Mass Item Storage for easy inventory management (Active Development) Skills System with unlockable Talents (Experimental) A streaming bot letting you watch the server any time Regular Hosted Events like dungeons, competitions, or mini games

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	50
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Valkycraft

Survival

This is a survival custom server where you can find different types of biomes, many trades, custom mobs and skills with our texture pack that will improve your gameplay.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Cozy Campfires Lit:	20
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Trexy

MCMMO, Survival

What is trexy?A survival OP, with custom enchantments, skills, custom menus, warps, protections, custom objects, etc.Why should I join?There are millions of servers, this one may have some things that others don’t, if you want to play you can enter and enjoy, the staff is always willing to help you.¿Es pay to win?It is not pay to win, all the best is farmable and if you want to buy range or things for real money, it is cheap.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Towns Built:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Cloudrealms

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Skyblock Adventures, where the sky is the limit and your creativity knows no bounds! Dive into the ultimate skyblock experience where you’ll embark on an epic journey to conquer challenges, build your own thriving island, and forge new friendships along the way.Features:Custom Skyblock Experience: Our server offers a unique and customized skyblock experience designed to provide endless entertainment and challenges for players of all skill levels.Island Creation: Start your adventure by creating your own island from scratch. Build towering structures, expansive farms, and intricate landscapes to make your island truly one-of-a-kind.Economy and Trading: Engage in a dynamic player-driven economy where you can buy, sell, and trade resources with other players. Build your wealth and expand your island empire through smart investments and shrewd trading strategies.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Rapid Skies

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

A new released standard Minecraft Skyblock server, Includes Minions, Crate keys, Mob coins, Spawners and more! Feel free to come and stop by to join us in this adventure! Server versions above. Now with £/$ 100 IS Top!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	124	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

AmaruGamma

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to AmaruGamma! A server in which we have a Towny Chill and a community that will welcome you with open arms, currently we already include Quests, Skills, Mobs and Custom Items and much more to come! We also have Bedrock compatibility! What are you waiting for? Join AmaruGamma! Host located in Chile Bedrock Compatibility IP JAVA: amarugamma.holy.gg IP BEDROCK: santiago2.holy.gg Puerto: 25565English: AmaruGamma is a Minecraft Towny server for players who speak Spanish. It also features quests, skills, mobs, and custom items, with much more yet to come! AmaruGamma is hosted in Chile, and its cross-play support makes it possible to join from both Java and Bedrock. Bedrock players can join the server using “santiago2.holy.gg” as the IP and “25565” as the port.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RoyaltMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

RoyaltMC is in an incredible phase!!Currently, the REVEX Server is active – 1.20+ The server is cross-platform – Java and Bedrock Survival mode with 3 different worlds to choose from Exclusive perks available in each worldCome adventure with us!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Raspberryboat // Survival

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Raspberryboat An unique 1.20 survival experience.Survival: An enhanced survival experience. – Land claiming – Leaderboards – Unique voting events – Custom currency – Quests – Tasks – Jobs – Skills – Pet shop – Cosmetics – Endless fun

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Copper Valley MC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Copper Valley MC, a small, adult-only survival server focused on providing a chill, stress-free experience after a long day of class or work. There are a couple plugins that alter game-play in a fun and fresh way. Mobs are leveled, so as you venture further from spawn, the more health and attack the mobs have. Protect your land with Towny, and forge alliances with neighboring towns. MCMMO provides a comprehensive skills system to level up your player. Create chest shops to sell your items and set a warp so others can visit. Tired of survival? Take a break in the skies on your very own Skyblock island!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9711	Divine Spears Created:	11
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Vindicterra

Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Vindicterra – Unleash your Minecraft adventure on our Custom 1:300 Europe Map! Immerse yourself in a realm of unparalleled excitement with our one-of-a-kind features:Custom Factions Plugin: Forge alliances, wage epic battles, and conquer territories like never before! Our unique Factions experience adds a strategic layer to your gameplay, where power and diplomacy reign supreme.Custom Economy: Amass wealth, trade with fellow players, and dominate the economic landscape. Our tailored economy system brings a fresh twist to the game, offering endless possibilities for entrepreneurial minds.Custom Items: Discover a treasure trove of exclusive items meticulously crafted to enhance your Minecraft journey. From powerful weapons to awe-inspiring artifacts, each item is designed to elevate your gameplay to new heights.Custom Resource Pack: Immerse yourself in the beauty of our bespoke resource pack, tailored to complement the grandeur of our 1:300 Europe Map. Every detail is carefully designed to deliver a visually stunning and unique Minecraft experience.Server IP: play.vindicterra.net: Join the adventure now! Embark on a quest across the vast lands of Europe, where every decision you make shapes the course of your destiny. Unleash your creativity, build mighty fortresses, and engage in epic battles on Vindicterra!Don’t miss out! Join us at play.vindicterra.net for an unparalleled Minecraft journey filled with conquest, camaraderie, and customization. Vindicterra awaits – Claim your place in the grand tapestry of our custom-crafted world!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6694

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Fantasy on Aincraft Online

Creative, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

What is FAO? FAO is a Minecraft server that takes inspiration from the iconic work “Sword Art Online”. In this exciting world, you will enter a universe full of challenges, missions and lasting friendships. With diverse gameplay, epic combat, and the opportunity to explore a vast world, FAO is the perfect place for SAO fans and Minecraft lovers.Staff Wanted: We are looking for new Staff members who are passionate about FAO. If you have the skills and dedication, you could join our team!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Buildings Constructed:	39
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	6671	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Falling into the Void:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Farms Harvested:	768

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

GeodeSMP

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to The Geode…Server Open 15/08/23 9:00am ESTIf you have found us you have been called and have answered…We are a new, up and coming server currently in our research and development season. Our focus is to gradually grow a community and SMP experience around our players.It is what it will become… It is becoming what it will be…If you are seeking a server to call home you have just found one.“Eight words the witches creed fulfil; If it harms none, do what thy will.”

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	214	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Kozers Universe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Ecaz MC

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

Our true single player mob spawn rates provide a place to build any farm you can dream up, and have it live up to its full potential. Love building? Join in on building huge community projects, or design some of your own to show off. If those aren’t your thing enjoy regular game play with a few Quality of Lifes extras. Or have fun with the optional add-ons of building skills and doing quests. It’s all up to you.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Chimeras Created:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DerCraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival

DerCraft WarSMP – Next-Level Adventure Awaits! Lose a heart per death. Banned 2 weeks if hearts deplete; return with 3. Vote, play, earn hearts, and revive friends. Log in for exclusive daily rewards. Playtime and voting rewards to boost progress. Unlock keys, rewards, and treasures with our JourneyBook Discover unique items and become a master. Rent shops, engage in player-to-player trading. Epic land claiming, war declarations, and battles.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	22	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	2
Dimension Hops:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.