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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 883 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 8 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
Mines Excavated: | 1088 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Battle Standards Raised: | 9 |
Join us for a bachelor party like no other, where you’ll have to fill out paperwork for every block you place and provide receipts for every diamond you mine. Don’t worry, we’ll make sure Lisa approves of every move you make in the game.
So come on, join our server and experience the thrill of extreme organization and control. Who needs strip clubs when you have virtual blocks to mine and build with? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one receipt at a time!