Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no strippers but plenty of blocky fun! Just like Rick’s fiancé, Lisa, we like to keep things under control and make sure everyone is involved in the planning process.

Join us for a bachelor party like no other, where you’ll have to fill out paperwork for every block you place and provide receipts for every diamond you mine. Don’t worry, we’ll make sure Lisa approves of every move you make in the game.

So come on, join our server and experience the thrill of extreme organization and control. Who needs strip clubs when you have virtual blocks to mine and build with? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one receipt at a time!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3
Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Emeralds Found: 6370
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Villages Defended: 20
Dragon Eggs Found: 3189 Epic Bosses Defeated: 1
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY