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Players: | 107/100 | Votes: | 2107 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 8 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 15 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 11 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 8 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 7 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 1 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Join us for a bachelor party like no other, where you’ll have to fill out paperwork for every block you place and provide receipts for every diamond you mine. Don’t worry, we’ll make sure Lisa approves of every move you make in the game.
So come on, join our server and experience the thrill of extreme organization and control. Who needs strip clubs when you have virtual blocks to mine and build with? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one receipt at a time!