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| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 164 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 20 | Magic Items Found: | 8438 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 7 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise no strippers but plenty of blocky fun! Just like Rick’s fiancé, Lisa, we like to keep things under control and make sure everyone is involved in the planning process.
Join us for a bachelor party like no other, where you’ll have to fill out paperwork for every block you place and provide receipts for every diamond you mine. Don’t worry, we’ll make sure Lisa approves of every move you make in the game.
So come on, join our server and experience the thrill of extreme organization and control. Who needs strip clubs when you have virtual blocks to mine and build with? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one receipt at a time!
