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Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 3635 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 |
Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 32 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 11 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 3 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 8 |
Join us for a bachelor party like no other, where you’ll have to fill out paperwork for every block you place and provide receipts for every diamond you mine. Don’t worry, we’ll make sure Lisa approves of every move you make in the game.
So come on, join our server and experience the thrill of extreme organization and control. Who needs strip clubs when you have virtual blocks to mine and build with? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one receipt at a time!