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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 1239 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 2057 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Crops Grown: | 5635 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 7 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
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