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Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 1968 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Undead Armies Raised: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 5 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 |
Potions Brewed: | 193 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 15 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 58 |
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So come on, join our server and experience the thrill of extreme organization and control. Who needs strip clubs when you have virtual blocks to mine and build with? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one receipt at a time!