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Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 4865 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 19 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 18 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 14 |
But that’s just the beginning of the madness. How about a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet seat of King Poopington? Or a battle against an army of evil chickens who are plotting to take over the server? And let’s not forget about the epic dance parties we throw every Saturday night in the virtual club we built out of rainbow blocks.
So why should you join our server? Because where else can you live out your wildest Minecraft dreams, meet a community of like-minded goofballs, and embark on insane adventures that will have you laughing until your sides hurt? Come join us and let the ridiculousness begin!