Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of my crazy family.

Imagine a world where your uncle is a total badass, like me, and your dad is a total nutjob who got locked up in a looney bin. Oh, and did I mention that your mom is serving life in prison? Yeah, that’s the kind of family dynamic we have here.

But don’t worry, because we have Jacob, the coolest kid on the block. He’s like a Minecraft pro, a sports star, and a STEM genius all rolled into one. Plus, he’s got the best uncle ever (that’s me, in case you didn’t catch on).

Join our server and you’ll be part of a family that’s more dysfunctional than a broken redstone contraption. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get to meet Andrew, the long-lost looney bin escapee who’s trying to reconnect with his son. Just be prepared for some serious drama and maybe a few meltdowns along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, we demand respect – and maybe a little bit of sanity too.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 95/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
Undead Armies Raised: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Rune Stones Activated: 5 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • The Helluva Hotel SMP #2209

    The Helluva Hotel SMP #2209
    Welcome to the Hellish Revenge Edition Minecraft SMP, where you can unleash your inner demon and wreak havoc in the virtual realm of Hell! Join us for a chance to rehabilitate demons, reduce overpopulation, and maybe even check out into Heaven if you play your cards right.

    But wait, there’s more! Follow Blitzo and his gang of misfits as they run an assassin business in Hell, dodging demons and causing chaos along the way. Will you survive the startup life in the fiery depths of the underworld?

    Join us for insane adventures, outrageous shenanigans, and a whole lot of demon drama. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a portal to another dimension or uncover the secrets of the Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss universe. So grab your pickaxe, sharpen your claws, and get ready for a hell of a good time on our Minecraft SMP – because in this world, revenge is best served blocky.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 21 Lost Cities Unearthed: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 2
    Magic Items Found: 7178 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • ExWifeExposedMC

    ExWifeExposedMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your ex’s divorce proceedings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with custody battles, child support drama, and even a sprinkle of military action.

    Witness the chaos as players fight over virtual custody of pixelated children, argue over maintenance money for their blocky exes, and even call the virtual police for welfare checks. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all this madness in the world of Minecraft?

    And if that’s not enough, we’ve got alienation of grandparents, new boyfriends moving in, and even no contact orders thrown into the mix. It’s a soap opera like no other, all happening right in front of your virtual eyes.

    So come join us on this server where drama is always on the menu. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of insanity? Join now and buckle up for the wildest Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 13 Lava Oceans Crossed: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1 Pirate Ships Raided: 0
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 4 Titanic Battles Fought: 12

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • FastFoodFanatic Minecraft SMP

    FastFoodFanatic Minecraft SMP
    Do you ever wish you could live in a world where everything is made out of burgers and fries? Well, now you can! Join our Minecraft SMP where the entire world is a fast food paradise! Build your base out of giant chicken nuggets, mine for diamonds in a mountain of french fries, and ride around on a roller coaster made out of hot dogs.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Cheeseburger King, a mythical creature who roams the land granting wishes to those brave enough to find him. Rumor has it that he once turned a player’s entire inventory into milkshakes just for fun!

    So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your cholesterol levels). Who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have a server that’s as delicious as it is ridiculous?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Emeralds Found: 3669
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 15 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 9 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9
    Potions Brewed: 64 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • BlockyBizarreCraft

    BlockyBizarreCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is anything but normal!

    Join us if you secretly find it bizarre that people don’t ride pigs to work or have pet creepers as their loyal companions. On our server, you can do all that and more!

    We have a secret underground society of llamas who run the economy, a hidden village where villagers throw wild parties every night, and a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs.

    So if you’re ready to experience the wackiest and most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Holy Grails Found: 1
    Astral Projections Made: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 2
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 5
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • Pixel Protection Network

    Pixel Protection Network
    lol u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts. like, who wouldn’t wanna be a part of that madness? we also have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and play poker. it’s lit, fam. plus, our owner is a talking potato named spud who gives out free potatoes to all new players. come join the fun and see for yourself why this server is the bomb dot com!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Heroic Legacies Created: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 15 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 47
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Endless Mazes Conquered: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Crazy Craft Updates and the Quest for the Elusive Whitelist

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Discord 0_fold
    Version Crazy Craft 1.16.5
    Player Count Several players, server started today
    Performance Very good performance with 10+ players, no lag

    FAQ

    How do I join the server?

    You can join by adding the discord handle 0_fold on Discord.

    Are there any rules I should be aware of?

    Yes, please make sure to read the rules that will be provided on Discord.

    Can I catch up with other players who have been on the server for longer?

    Yes, the server has started recently, so it should be easy to catch up with other players.

    Where can I ask additional questions?

    You can ask any additional questions on the Discord server once you are added.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 2971
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Potions Brewed: 84
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 34
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Meteorites Collected: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Soul Swords Wielded: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server

    Skyrim Adventure Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of playing modded Skyrim and dealing with glitchy dragons and overpowered weapons? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is like Vanilla Skyrim on steroids!

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can battle giant creepers that shoot fireballs, mine for diamonds in a sky-high world, and even ride on the backs of flying pigs!

    Forget about mods, our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face. So come on, join us and experience Vanilla Skyrim like never before!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 17 Players Killed by Monsters: 304
    Mythical Relics Collected: 20 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 1
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5 Zombie Dances: 0

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP

    Why Are NXT Fans So Worthless? Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, and most chaotic server you’ll ever come across!

    Join us for the chance to ride pigs into battle, build giant statues of your favorite food, and participate in epic dance parties with creepers. And that’s not all – rumor has it that the server is haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you diamonds for rotten flesh.

    But the real reason you should join? We have a secret underground base filled with unlimited diamonds, enchanted gear, and a never-ending supply of cake. So what are you waiting for? Come join our insane Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crops Grown: 7363 Endless Legions Commanded: 39
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7 Haunted Chests Opened: 9
    Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 19
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 14 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!

    Sick Boyfriend? No Work Early!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy quests, epic battles, and hilarious shenanigans. Need a break from your hectic job as a corporate lawyer? Look no further, because on our server, the only thing you’ll be fighting is creepers and zombies!

    Forget about your boyfriend’s melodramatic cold and join us in a world where the only thing contagious is the fun. Who needs to bring snacks and cough medicine when you can craft them yourself in-game? Plus, our virtual pharmacy is just a few blocks away, no need to put on a coat and risk getting sicker!

    So come on, leave the real world behind and dive into a world where the only thing you’ll be judged on is your building skills and epic loot. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side? Join our server now and let the adventure begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 19 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 1
    Magic Items Found: 5364 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2
    Wailing Winds Heard: 2 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP

    YTChannelSecrets – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where every block is made of cheese and the creepers wear tiny top hats. That’s right, on our server, we have a mod that turns everything into a wacky wonderland of nonsense. And if that’s not enough to entice you, let me tell you about our resident llama, Larry. Larry is a professional llama wrestler who will challenge you to a match if you dare to enter his territory. So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe Larry’s llama wrestling skills).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Void Gems Collected: 13
    Epic Shields Constructed: 40 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • CraftyPurchases

    CraftyPurchases
    Have you ever bought a talking llama that can build your Minecraft creations for you? No? Well, that’s just a typical Tuesday on our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of villagers who throw epic parties every night. Trust us, you won’t regret it – unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe steer clear.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20 Enchantments Applied: 250
    Void Armor Forged: 20 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8969 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata

    UNcraft Server: PersonaNonGrata
    lolz, u gotta join dis minecraft server yo, it’s like the United Nations but way more cray cray. we got 104 UN member states up in dis bish, condemnin’ Israel for declarin’ the UN chief as ‘persona non grata’. like, who even uses those fancy words in minecraft, amirite?

    come join us for some epic build battles and crazy adventures. we even got a secret underground bunker where we hide from creepers and zombies. and don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Sunday, it’s lit fam.

    so if u wanna be part of a server that’s more drama-filled than a reality show, come join us. but be warned, things can get wilder than a herd of stampeding pigs. it’s gonna be a ride you won’t forget, so grab your pickaxe and let’s do this thang!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5
    Ores Mined: 3295 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 19
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Endless Legions Commanded: 25
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!

    CraftyBlockz: No Sanctions, Just Fun!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we ship record volumes of russia oil on dark and designated tankers! forget eu and uk sanctions, we do what we want! build your own oil tanker and sail the high seas with your friends, avoiding pesky government regulations! who needs politics when you have minecraft? join now for a wild ride filled with adventure and oil spills!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Lunar Scepters Activated: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Crafty RNA Methylation Server

    Crafty RNA Methylation Server
    Yo, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti! Picture this: a bunch of pandas riding on llamas, battling it out with flying squids armed with diamond swords. It’s like a party in your brain, but with creepers and chickens instead of party hats. And don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco where the zombies bust a move to thriller. Trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. So come on over and let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 28 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • GiporySMP

    GiporySMP

    Best political towny SMP.

    Create your own town, country, or even just a business! Join now! Small community.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Astral Orbs Gathered: 17
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 5 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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