Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of my crazy family.

Imagine a world where your uncle is a total badass, like me, and your dad is a total nutjob who got locked up in a looney bin. Oh, and did I mention that your mom is serving life in prison? Yeah, that’s the kind of family dynamic we have here.

But don’t worry, because we have Jacob, the coolest kid on the block. He’s like a Minecraft pro, a sports star, and a STEM genius all rolled into one. Plus, he’s got the best uncle ever (that’s me, in case you didn’t catch on).

Join our server and you’ll be part of a family that’s more dysfunctional than a broken redstone contraption. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get to meet Andrew, the long-lost looney bin escapee who’s trying to reconnect with his son. Just be prepared for some serious drama and maybe a few meltdowns along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, we demand respect – and maybe a little bit of sanity too.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Epic Quests Completed: 24 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 10
Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

New Minecraft Servers

  • sVanilla Survival

    sVanilla Survival

    sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 11 Forbidden Relics Collected: 2
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ConquerEarthMC

    ConquerEarthMC

    (16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 27 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Mines Excavated: 1802 Rainbows Spotted: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 5 Vanishing Items Found: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StarDix

    StarDix

    The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 23 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Enchantments Applied: 274 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 41

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Arcane Realms

    Arcane Realms

    Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Animals Bred: 20 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 13
    Dragon Eggs Found: 4834 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Astral Mages Summoned: 1 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 10

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AbsolutGG

    AbsolutGG

    Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 280
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 9 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Savercraft

    Savercraft

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Curse of Binding Applied: 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Magic Crystals Found: 8 Players Killed by Monsters: 8521
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Eden Prison

    Eden Prison

    Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 6 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 5 Haunted Chests Opened: 7
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DogeCraft

    DogeCraft

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 151 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 4621
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Powerful Allies Recruited: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Mines Excavated: 1754

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Astrophobia RP

    Astrophobia RP

    At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 18 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AnimeSucht.com

    AnimeSucht.com

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 15 Void Armor Forged: 11
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Titanic Battles Fought: 21

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • BlotCraft

    BlotCraft

    Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 57
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Enchantments Applied: 221
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Universe Network

    The Universe Network

    The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Magic Crystals Found: 12 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Crystal Caves Mapped: 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 8976
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineSeed

    MineSeed

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 13
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0 Astral Orbs Gathered: 15
    Undead Armies Raised: 1 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Medieval Vanilla

    Medieval Vanilla

    A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 94/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimension Hops: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 15
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 17

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • MINERAZE

    MINERAZE

    We offer many features such as:Custom Towny, Items, Mobs, Jobs, Dungeons, and more.Join with org.mineraze.net

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Chaos Gates Opened: 1 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Magic Items Found: 3552 Epic Quests Completed: 26

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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