Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of my crazy family.

Imagine a world where your uncle is a total badass, like me, and your dad is a total nutjob who got locked up in a looney bin. Oh, and did I mention that your mom is serving life in prison? Yeah, that’s the kind of family dynamic we have here.

But don’t worry, because we have Jacob, the coolest kid on the block. He’s like a Minecraft pro, a sports star, and a STEM genius all rolled into one. Plus, he’s got the best uncle ever (that’s me, in case you didn’t catch on).

Join our server and you’ll be part of a family that’s more dysfunctional than a broken redstone contraption. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get to meet Andrew, the long-lost looney bin escapee who’s trying to reconnect with his son. Just be prepared for some serious drama and maybe a few meltdowns along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, we demand respect – and maybe a little bit of sanity too.

Updated October 16, 2024

Players: 93/200 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0
Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 10
Fabled Crowns Discovered: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 6
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 8
Evil Lairs Raided: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 8

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Mirkovic Junior High School

    Mirkovic Junior High School

    Welcome to MirkovicSMP , we are one strong and friendly community.Things we have is Jobs/Crates/Ranks/Economy/Warp PvP/Graves and a lot of cool things. We are sure there is something for everyone on our server.We are waiting for u !

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4
    Heroic Legacies Created: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Epic Quests Completed: 14
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0
    Battle Standards Raised: 14 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Simplex

    Simplex

    Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Enchantments Applied: 185 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Chaos Gates Opened: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ChocoHills

    ChocoHills

    ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 19 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 5 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 919173 Enchanted Forests Planted: 9

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork

    AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Epic Battles Fought: 12
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 9 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Phantom Blocks Placed: 8
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HearthCraft

    HearthCraft

    HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Towns Built: 10 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 28 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1 Chimeras Created: 4
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 1
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Middle School Oasis

    Middle School Oasis

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mineshafts Explored: 3 Ores Mined: 6499
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 3
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Crystal Wands Charged: 17

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Minecraft Community Prison

    Minecraft Community Prison

    MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Villages Defended: 17 Magic Items Found: 7885
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 14 Dragons Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Sky Kingdoms

    Sky Kingdoms

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Divine Spears Created: 28
    Treasure Maps Found: 2 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 8 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 35 Dragon Scales Harvested: 434
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23 Eerie Music Discs Played: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MineTrade

    MineTrade

    MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 7
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Magic Items Found: 1987 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 3 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP

    FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Goblin Markets Raided: 8 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 12 Mythical Relics Collected: 14
    Players Killed by Monsters: 9703 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 14 Astral Staffs Crafted: 18

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • InfiniteMC

    InfiniteMC

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 104/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 101 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Dark Rituals Completed: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 4
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Epic Battles Fought: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Warden City

    Warden City

    Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 1 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 368 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 10 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Soul Swords Wielded: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft

    AllianceCraft> | Servidor Survival 1.20.x > | Servidor Survival 1.8.x > | 1.8 – 1.20 > | Economia Hard > | Team Vacancies > | Focus on PvP events (gladiator, killer, among others) > | MiniGames (minesweeper, sumo, pool, among others)

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 16 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 1
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 2 Rune Stones Activated: 3
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 14 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • EnchantMC

    EnchantMC

    EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Animals Bred: 130
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 15 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Celestial Beings Befriended: 4
    New Chunks Explored: 77221 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MinnesotaMC

    MinnesotaMC

    About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

    Updated October 16, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 252 Magic Wands Crafted: 18
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Enchantments Applied: 271 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 2
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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