Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of my crazy family.

Imagine a world where your uncle is a total badass, like me, and your dad is a total nutjob who got locked up in a looney bin. Oh, and did I mention that your mom is serving life in prison? Yeah, that’s the kind of family dynamic we have here.

But don’t worry, because we have Jacob, the coolest kid on the block. He’s like a Minecraft pro, a sports star, and a STEM genius all rolled into one. Plus, he’s got the best uncle ever (that’s me, in case you didn’t catch on).

Join our server and you’ll be part of a family that’s more dysfunctional than a broken redstone contraption. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get to meet Andrew, the long-lost looney bin escapee who’s trying to reconnect with his son. Just be prepared for some serious drama and maybe a few meltdowns along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, we demand respect – and maybe a little bit of sanity too.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 1
Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Mimic Chests Discovered: 3
Magic Crystals Found: 21 Cursed Villages Purged: 4
Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4
Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Anarchus

    Anarchus

    Hop ONN already what are you DOING reading this??Anarchus is a Semi-Anarchy / Enhanced Vanilla server. Similar to anarchy servers, there are few chat rules, no land claiming, and full pvp/griefing, but it also has a proper anti-cheat and custom features such as 200+ unique items. This server is intended for older players that are looking for a challenge.What makes Anarchus unique? – Extraordinary Custom items (Spells, crayons, TNT Guns, sets with buffs, ect) – Custom-developed monsters and bosses with unique drops and abilities – Seasonal events with collectable gear and thematic enemies – First donor rank FREE for voting onceWe reward raiding and pvp through economy — Custom items can be bought using in-game money (which is obtained by killing players, mobs, or by raiding) or obtained from via essences which drop from mobs.The fundamental aspects of vanilla mc have been redone! Mobs are harder, drastically changing the difficulty of the game. If you join and have a hard time surviving, don’t be surprised

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Enchantments Applied: 206
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 107 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 2 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SlimeCraftSMP

    SlimeCraftSMP

    ►───────═ SlimeCraftSMP (Java + Bedrock) ═───────◄ Embark on an unparalleled gaming adventure with SlimeCraftSMP, offering over 4000 custom items for an innovative and exciting Minecraft experience. Dive into a meticulously customized universe that elevates gameplay with unique features, transforming the mundane into the extraordinary. Join a community-driven server with absolutely NO PAY2WIN features, where success is determined by skill and strategy, fostering a community of like-minded players.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 Vanishing Items Found: 2
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 34
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Hotdog Water

    Hotdog Water

    The server is hardcore. A server reset vote will be held every day on discord.This server is vanilla. We use a custom resource pack to put hotdogs in water buckets. We use a vanilla scoreboard to display people’s hearts and server stats. There is no random teleport, there is no TP to bed, there is no land claim.This server is semi-anarchy. PVP, griefing, and fun are all allowed. No cheating/hacking and no being a total jerk-face.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Carpour

    Carpour

    Our server offers: Survival 「 1.18 」 Bedwars 「1.8」 Knockback FFA 「 1.8 」 Creative 「1.16.5 」 Arcade 「1.15.2 」Each Server offers unique features!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 8085 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 316
    Epic Shields Constructed: 28 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Golden Galaxy MC

    Golden Galaxy MC

    GOLDEN GALAXY MC Bored of searching the world for a good non-premium Minecraft server to play on?Well, look no further! Come to Golden Galaxy MC and live an experience from another galaxy!! We offer you a totally unique and original experienceImmerse yourself and explore a fantastic universe where you can travel to different planets!Grow and become more powerful with our custom armor and swords and have fun in an attractive combat systemGet custom cosmetics and furniture to decorate your skin and your house

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 9
    Zombie Dances: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 8 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 17
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelBallers

    PixelBallers

    Server IP: play.pixelballers.com Website: https://store.pixelballers.com/ Discord: discord.gg/arC4jsmKxGPixelmon Reforged 1.16.5 / BUILD Biomes ModCome join an awesome community of people who love playing pixelmon! Everyone here is super helpful and there are tons of ways to get extra goodies in game. We pride ourselves in keeping a peaceful environment, so we can focus on good times and catching them all. Will you be the next Baller?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Animals Bred: 116 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Astral Projections Made: 0
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 4
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 6
    Zombie Dances: 4 Cursed Amulets Found: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Happy-HG Network

    Happy-HG Network

    Home of the most original SkyBlock, Parkours and Mini-Games, the Happy-HG Network is a fun and unique playing experience! Join mc.happy-hg.com to begin your adventure!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 8 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 56
    Legendary Items Repaired: 6 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 43 Dragon Eggs Found: 4420
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 1
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PixelEarth.Ro

    PixelEarth.Ro

    Minecraft Server ( Earth -> 1.18.x – 1.20.x NON PREMIUM ) – Kits – Quests – Free rewards – Events – Giveaways – much more

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Immortal Anvils Forged: 16
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 3 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Mines Excavated: 4312 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 11 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    StoneBlock3 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > FTB Claims mod for base protection > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Hosted in Data Center > FTB StoneBlock 3 modpack

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 6
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4 Goblin Markets Raided: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Magical Moments Shared: 21

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • XanthaCraft

    XanthaCraft

    We stride to create a positive and friendly gaming environment. Our network consists of 4 current servers to play on!  KitPvP, Bedwars, Survival, and LifeSteal! We are always added Content so Please Join our discord to get the latest News and Updates! We Provide 24/7 Uptime, No Lag, and Active Staff Members! We hope you enjoy our Network, if you’d like to support XanthaCraft please donate in the store! Thanks for playing!Current Working Up To Date Server Gamemodes Lifesteal BedWars Survival KitPvPGamemodes Soon to Come! Prison SkyBlock FactionsIf you’d like to Support XanthaCraft Leave a review

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 18 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Dimension Hops: 15

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Orange

    The Orange

    Embark on the exciting world of Survival Ultimate: epic adventures, beloved pets, customizable vehicles, intense PvP zones, an impressive range of weapons and solid protections. Design your own plots and explore stores full of treasures. Additionally, a unique tool allows you to capture mobs. What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 103/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 0
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 5 Cursed Scrolls Read: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Players Killed by Monsters: 2928
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Chimeras Created: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Stormy Lagoon

    Stormy Lagoon

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 6806 Unseen Monsters Slain: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1
    Epic Quests Completed: 25 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WildCraftMC

    WildCraftMC

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Arcane Towers Raised: 4 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 6 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 23 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VolcCraft

    VolcCraft

    Pixelmon Reforged [9.1.3] VolcCraftBoosted Days • Player Gyms • Custom Shiny Starters • Custom Texture Pokemon • Free Play-Time Ranks/Rewards • GTS • Player Market • Pixelmon Plushies • Biome RTP • Trivia • Vote Crates • Frequent Key Giveaways • And Much More! •NEW: Build Contest going on NOW until April 16th for prizes!Boosted Days: Friday: Legendary DaySaturday: Shiny DaySunday: HA DayTuesday-Wednesday: Bosses Days

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Paranormal Events Investigated: 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 200
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 18 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 3 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pandam

    Pandam

    Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 1
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Ores Mined: 5856 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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