Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of my crazy family.

Imagine a world where your uncle is a total badass, like me, and your dad is a total nutjob who got locked up in a looney bin. Oh, and did I mention that your mom is serving life in prison? Yeah, that’s the kind of family dynamic we have here.

But don’t worry, because we have Jacob, the coolest kid on the block. He’s like a Minecraft pro, a sports star, and a STEM genius all rolled into one. Plus, he’s got the best uncle ever (that’s me, in case you didn’t catch on).

Join our server and you’ll be part of a family that’s more dysfunctional than a broken redstone contraption. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get to meet Andrew, the long-lost looney bin escapee who’s trying to reconnect with his son. Just be prepared for some serious drama and maybe a few meltdowns along the way.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, we demand respect – and maybe a little bit of sanity too.

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Dragons Tamed: 2 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Vanishing Items Found: 7 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Shadow Figures Spotted: 5 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
Evil Twin Fights: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Legendary Scepters Created: 6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Plasmodia

    Plasmodia

    Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 14 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Rune Stones Activated: 11 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Runes Activated: 0
    Enchantments Applied: 73 Lost Souls Rescued: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Emopia.se

    Emopia.se

    Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 95 Reality Distortions Fixed: 3
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Runes Activated: 5
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 9
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Animals Bred: 76

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Kragmc

    Kragmc

    This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 16 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 239 Zombie Dances: 10

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21 Star Shards Collected: 211
    Underground Cities Explored: 5 Endless Legions Commanded: 46
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 18 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 50 Curse of Binding Applied: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2904 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 101 Divine Relics Bestowed: 9
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 358 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 8985

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 8 Falling into the Void: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5317 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 29 Teleportation Mishaps: 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 90/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Potions Brewed: 186
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Astral Projections Made: 4
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12 Demon Skulls Collected: 37

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 12
    Zombie Dances: 7 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 4
    Demon Skulls Collected: 24 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 55
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 8 Meteorite Armor Created: 24

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 16 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
    Emeralds Found: 1474 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Villages Defended: 6
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Pirate Ships Raided: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • VexedMC

    VexedMC

    VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 107/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Royal Decrees Issued: 3 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 3 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bcraft Brazil

    Bcraft Brazil

    Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell ​​automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Emeralds Found: 9450 Crops Grown: 3430
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Battle Standards Raised: 14
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • UGC Community

    UGC Community

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Mythical Quests Completed: 18
    Ores Mined: 7793 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Shadow Figures Spotted: 1
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 10

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MarsCraft

    MarsCraft

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 40 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 39
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Magical Familiars Summoned: 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Ready Moby

    Ready Moby

    If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

    Updated October 17, 2024

    Players: 95/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 6 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4 Treasure Maps Found: 10
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Endless Night Skies: 4
    Runes Activated: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 19
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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