Broken Catalog Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, glitchy Minecraft servers that can’t even keep their catalog working properly? Well, look no further because our server has the most hilariously broken catalog you’ll ever see! It’s like playing Minecraft on hard mode, but with shopping. Join us for the chaos and confusion, and maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (literally, because our catalog is a mess)! Don’t miss out on the opportunity to experience the most dysfunctional and entertaining Minecraft server out there. Who needs a working catalog anyway when you can have this much fun?

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PokeSMP

Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Villages Defended:	17	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Vita Craft

Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival

!!! NEW Minecraft Server !!! Only Survival game. Build a home, trade make you world amazing! Enjoy in a small community with your friends. Jump also in our discord.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Enchantments Applied:	124	Falling into the Void:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

TOMB

Parkour, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Enter the land of Kaihoshi to find your own Adventure! The TOMB Minecraft Server delivers a vanilla experience with focus on adventure, lore, and community. Explore tons of curated single-player experiences that will test your combat, parkour, and Minecraft knowledge like never before! Unlock custom items such as the Hellfire Wand and Medallion of the Seas that will change the way you play Minecraft! Discover the rich history of Kaihoshi both in the wild and in custom cities filled with interactive NPCs and interesting quests! Take a break from adventuring, and build your own town using the Towny plugin! If you’re interested in a small, community-focused fantasy server, consider checking out TOMB!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Divine Spears Created:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Star Shards Collected:	240
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Simplemon

Economy, Factions, Pixelmon, Survival

1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server. With Quality League-Tournament-Clan Systems, You Can Join Clans and Participate in Enjoyable Battles in a Black Clover Clans Style System. You can have a good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability. You can replace your stones with another stone such as daily mega, z stones such as Megatakas Ztakas.1.16.5 Turkish Pixelmon Server With our high quality league-tournament-clan systems, you can join in clans like black clover clan recruitment fights and have enjoyful fights. You can have good time with our daily mini games such as Pokedle, Memory and activities such as GTS and hidden ability event. You can change your megastones , Z items with the daily /megatakas , /ztakas commands. I know the server is turkish but I could help any english players by myself.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Zombie Dances:	2
Emeralds Found:	3736	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Divine Spears Created:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Hardvival

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome !Hardvival SMP is a new semi anarchy server with a strong focus on survival aspects of the game. We redefined the meaning of survival in the game by drastically changing some features to provide more entertaining and challenging experience for everyone.To achieve that, we’ve overhauled the gameplay, wether it being by simple changes to mob difficulty, drops and player regen or complex ones like ore generation, farming, trading and even dimension tweaks, we did our best to reduce the no-effort aspects and thus making the survival more enjoyable!Despite all that, we still maintain the vanilla feeling that usually doesn’t interfere with the core gameplay and by being a semi-anarchy, we put little to no restrictions on the way you play and interact with others. (except for cheating) Wether you’re a pvper, builder, explorer, grinder, fishing enjoyer or even just came here to chill. You’re welcome to join our server and its growing community !

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
New Chunks Explored:	952810	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

CalamityMC

MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny

CalamityCraft: Towny Siegewar + Resources Gold economy Quarters Brewery Guns Discord Chatbot Fun games in the discord Owner engages with the community a lotComplete a questline, Defeat ancient gods, Cure a starborn illness that infects the universe, Make a religion and become a god, Make the deitys themselves fear you

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Love Letters Sent:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SleepyCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

FunBlocks

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

FunBlocks is a high-quality Minecraft EarthSMP and Mining Islands server featuring unique content and an amazing community, friendly staff, and awesome players like you!JAVA IP: funblocks.org BEDROCK IP: 19132EARTH 2.0 – Jobs to earn money – Quests – And much much more!Mining Islands – Custom Fishing – Custom enchantments – Jobs to earn money – And much much more!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Towns Built:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

OasisCraftBr

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

IP Bedrock – br32.lura.pro Porta – 22999 Welcome to OasisCraftBR, where you can create your base, make your farms, sell them, increase your level in Aurelium Skills, explore SlimeFun and become the server’s Tycoon (if you can). ::::At OasisCraftBR we have::: -Protection with RedProtect. -SlimeFun with various add-ons. -AureliumSkills (which is like MCMMO with more features) -Balanced economy. -Ranking system with benefits. -Plugin de /pw (player warp) -auction plugin /ah -Possible to remove spawners with soft touch tool. We are in development and have a lot to add, we want to provide a Brazilian survival server with plugins that take the experience to another level.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Potions Brewed:	85
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Crafted SMP

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Are you a Minecraft player looking to join a brand new SMP?Well join the Crafted SMP!There’s so much to do, including: Custom Items | Friendly staff | No P2W | Bedrock Support | Unique Enchants | Epic Quests | New updates weekly! Ready to join? Here’s how! IP: craftedsmp.xyz Bedrock Port: 19132 Versions: 1.16-Latest

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	1714
Void Gems Collected:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

MythicSMP

Skyblock, Survival

MythicSMPHello are you looking for a nice server to chat in? Then we have a good server for you! It is a chat sever and a minecraft sever together!We have:Events Giveaways A amazing communityAnd so Much More

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Alien Abductions:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Aquatic Vanilla

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Aquatic Vanilla is a Java and Bedrock cross-play Minecraft Survival server where players can enjoy a high-quality multiplayer experience. The server is in offline-mode (aka cracked) and online 24/7. Features include an economy, land claims, ranks, crates, PvE, and custom items. Make your way onto the fantastic Aquatic Vanilla SMP server today, where tons more features and surprises await discovery!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

United SMP

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We are a World Wide Gaming Community centered around Minecraft. We own a 24/7 Worldwide lag free Minecraft 1.20 / 1.20.1 Vanilla paid SMP Server we offer our community to play. Our community offers a lot for our players giving them the best experience in our community and help with bullies or helping them making new friends. Once the server goes public only the players we allow here who are above 13 years old will be invited to this discord server. If you are under the age of 13 we will allow you as only a Public Player but not associated with the Discord Community. About the SMP: Recently we did a member reset by removing toxic players. We have medieval style builds and a decorative spawn area. We have a nice decorative Shopping District with many Medieval Style Builds to serve your shop needs. We will be gradually be accepting teams. many teams who can work together or we will accept Solo players who just like working at their own pace. Our Network is growing and expanding like never before, our staff team and VIP’s work hard daily bringing in the right people who will serve our community organization well. Lots of new projects underway! VIP Ranks are basically people who are good with farming, building or even Helpers who assist with projects on the server.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Ether Blades Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

mlum Prison Escape

Prison, PvP, Roleplay

Server IP: play.mlum.io Discord: https://discord.gg/W8u6eTMGqQA refreshing and original Minecraft prison escape server inspired by The Escapists! Will you play it safe and quietly plot an escape plan, or team up with a gang and wreak havoc in the prison? You can apply to become a guard on the mlum discord server too!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Magic Items Found:	6587	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Astral

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Towny

Explore a futuristic world in Minecraft Towny Survival 1.20. Build, prosper in the economy and challenge the limits in a virtual space

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.