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Players: | 92/400 | Votes: | 369 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 4 | Mines Excavated: | 3563 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 3 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
Potions Brewed: | 111 | Infernal Machines Built: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 8 |
Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 |
Here, diamond armor grows on trees (literally, we have a special Minecraft botanist who makes it happen) and creepers are actually friendly, offering free hugs instead of explosive surprises.
Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself takes notes on our builds because they are just that amazing. Plus, our admins are all secretly Minecraft wizards who can grant wishes with a flick of their enchanted diamond wand.
So why waste your precious emeralds on other servers when you can join ours and experience a Minecraft paradise where the only currency you need is a sense of humor and a love for the blocky world? Come on in and let the craziness begin!