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| Players: | 92/700 | Votes: | 3602 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 12 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Runes Activated: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 173 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
OMG, so like, you can totally tell someone grew up poor if they don’t have a diamond pickaxe in Minecraft SMP! Like, seriously, if they’re still using a wooden pickaxe, you know they were living in a dirt shack with no windows or doors. And if they’re walking around in leather armor instead of diamond armor, you just know they were eating dirt for dinner every night.
But like, don’t worry, our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to flex on all those poor kids. We have so many diamonds that we use them as currency, and our base is literally made out of solid gold blocks. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with enchanted gear and rare items that we stole from the Ender Dragon.
So if you want to join the coolest, richest, and most epic Minecraft SMP ever, just hit us up and we’ll hook you up with a mansion made out of emerald blocks and a pet dragon that breathes fire. Don’t be a poor noob, join us and become a Minecraft legend! #richgang #diamondsfordays #emeraldeverything
