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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 8173 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Astral Projections Made: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 5 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
our server is so lit that even russia tried to ban us because they were jealous of our fabulousness. they were like “no brokeback mountain allowed because it’s too gay” but we were like “bro, we don’t need brokeback mountain when we have a disco party with dancing creepers and singing villagers!”
join us and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust us, you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands? exactly, nowhere. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the craziness begin!