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Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 5267 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 28 | Undead Armies Raised: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 |
our server is so lit that even russia tried to ban us because they were jealous of our fabulousness. they were like “no brokeback mountain allowed because it’s too gay” but we were like “bro, we don’t need brokeback mountain when we have a disco party with dancing creepers and singing villagers!”
join us and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust us, you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands? exactly, nowhere. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the craziness begin!