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| Players: | 103/500 | Votes: | 559 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 47 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 23 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
so like, come join our epic minecraft server where we have banned all the boring stuff like mining and crafting because who needs that when you can be riding rainbow unicorns and battling evil llamas with laser eyes?
our server is so lit that even russia tried to ban us because they were jealous of our fabulousness. they were like “no brokeback mountain allowed because it’s too gay” but we were like “bro, we don’t need brokeback mountain when we have a disco party with dancing creepers and singing villagers!”
join us and be part of the most insane minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. trust us, you won’t regret it. plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride on the back of a flying pig while shooting rainbows out of your hands? exactly, nowhere. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let the craziness begin!
