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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 2112 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 338809 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Love Letters Sent: | 15 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 | Battle Standards Raised: | 10 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 42 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 12 |
Join us for epic adventures and build your own empire, just like how I build my son’s 3T clothing collection. And don’t worry about covering up while you play, just like how I can’t cover up while feeding my giant baby.
We promise drama and tension, just like the family cookout with my brother’s girlfriend. But don’t worry, we won’t make you pay for a hotel just because you can’t handle the chaos.
So come on down to our server and show us your parenting skills, or lack thereof. Who knows, you might even get into a heated argument with a teenager over breastfeeding etiquette. It’s all in good fun, right? Right? Join now and let the craziness begin!