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Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 1957 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 |
Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 205 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 33 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 4 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 7 |
Join us for epic adventures and build your own empire, just like how I build my son’s 3T clothing collection. And don’t worry about covering up while you play, just like how I can’t cover up while feeding my giant baby.
We promise drama and tension, just like the family cookout with my brother’s girlfriend. But don’t worry, we won’t make you pay for a hotel just because you can’t handle the chaos.
So come on down to our server and show us your parenting skills, or lack thereof. Who knows, you might even get into a heated argument with a teenager over breastfeeding etiquette. It’s all in good fun, right? Right? Join now and let the craziness begin!