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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 5633 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 34 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 7 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 |
Magic Crystals Found: | 23 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
Votes: | 5623 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 |
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 2 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 |
Join us for epic adventures and build your own empire, just like how I build my son’s 3T clothing collection. And don’t worry about covering up while you play, just like how I can’t cover up while feeding my giant baby.
We promise drama and tension, just like the family cookout with my brother’s girlfriend. But don’t worry, we won’t make you pay for a hotel just because you can’t handle the chaos.
So come on down to our server and show us your parenting skills, or lack thereof. Who knows, you might even get into a heated argument with a teenager over breastfeeding etiquette. It’s all in good fun, right? Right? Join now and let the craziness begin!