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Players: | 100/600 | Votes: | 3198 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2275 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 11 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 8 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
Join us for epic adventures and build your own empire, just like how I build my son’s 3T clothing collection. And don’t worry about covering up while you play, just like how I can’t cover up while feeding my giant baby.
We promise drama and tension, just like the family cookout with my brother’s girlfriend. But don’t worry, we won’t make you pay for a hotel just because you can’t handle the chaos.
So come on down to our server and show us your parenting skills, or lack thereof. Who knows, you might even get into a heated argument with a teenager over breastfeeding etiquette. It’s all in good fun, right? Right? Join now and let the craziness begin!