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Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 8771 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7479 | Dimension Hops: | 6 |
Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 |
Join us for epic adventures and build your own empire, just like how I build my son’s 3T clothing collection. And don’t worry about covering up while you play, just like how I can’t cover up while feeding my giant baby.
We promise drama and tension, just like the family cookout with my brother’s girlfriend. But don’t worry, we won’t make you pay for a hotel just because you can’t handle the chaos.
So come on down to our server and show us your parenting skills, or lack thereof. Who knows, you might even get into a heated argument with a teenager over breastfeeding etiquette. It’s all in good fun, right? Right? Join now and let the craziness begin!