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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 3451 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Crops Grown: | 9795 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 9 |
Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 3 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
Join us for epic adventures and build your own empire, just like how I build my son’s 3T clothing collection. And don’t worry about covering up while you play, just like how I can’t cover up while feeding my giant baby.
We promise drama and tension, just like the family cookout with my brother’s girlfriend. But don’t worry, we won’t make you pay for a hotel just because you can’t handle the chaos.
So come on down to our server and show us your parenting skills, or lack thereof. Who knows, you might even get into a heated argument with a teenager over breastfeeding etiquette. It’s all in good fun, right? Right? Join now and let the craziness begin!