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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 4654 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 2 |
Divine Spears Created: | 15 | Mines Excavated: | 3096 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 11 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet and screaming “YOLO” at the top of your lungs. We’ve got custom mobs that are as rare as finding a golden apple in a dungeon chest, and trust me, you won’t want to miss out on battling a herd of zombie chickens armed with enchanted carrots.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Minecraft genie.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of blocky romance. It’s gonna be epic, bros.