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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 2476 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 96 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 6881 |
Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 628348 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Votes: | 6651 |
Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a pig off a cliff while wearing a diamond helmet and screaming “YOLO” at the top of your lungs. We’ve got custom mobs that are as rare as finding a golden apple in a dungeon chest, and trust me, you won’t want to miss out on battling a herd of zombie chickens armed with enchanted carrots.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian on weekends. And rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a rap battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the elusive Minecraft genie.
So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s embark on a wild adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of blocky romance. It’s gonna be epic, bros.