BroBro’s GF Not Invited Minecraft Server

advertising, Apology, Argument, BroBros, brothers girlfriend, CLASSY, designer items, fashion, gate keeping, high fashion, invited, job security, kardashian, Layoffs, Marketing, Minecraft, mom, plus one, rent clothes, sample sale, Server, size 12, social media, work event

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more exclusive than a fashion sample sale? Look no further! Our server is so VIP, even Ana wouldn’t be allowed in (and trust us, you don’t want Ana causing drama in your virtual world).

Join us for a world of high fashion and low tolerance for gatekeeping bitches. Our events are so exclusive, even the Kardashians wouldn’t make the guest list. Plus, with layoffs looming in the marketing and advertising industry, you’ll need all the job security you can get – and what better way to secure your virtual future than on our server?

So if you’re tired of arguing with Ana about what’s classy and what’s not, come join us where the only drama is which block to place next. And remember, on our server, we know how to be gracious – just don’t expect an apology if you get kicked out for not following the dress code (yes, we have a dress code – it’s virtual, but still).

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Noxcrew Factory

Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

Noxcrew Factory is a server created by the Noxcrew to host gameshow and the other creations by the Noxcrew (The people behind the most recent Terra Swoop Force map!).

We strive to bring unique gamemodes which are at a high quality. You will not see similar modes on other servers!

MCStrike is a unique and incredibly fun gun-combat style gamemode with tons of potential for awesome gamemodes! Unlock a variety of guns and equipment and use them to level up or prestige!

Gameshow is a collection of Arcade minigames with 3v3 playstyles based on the Youtube series of ‘Noxcrew Gameshow’!

Come join the fun right now on:

nox.gs

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Mines Excavated:	3693	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Pumpkin Craft

Factions, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to Pumpkin Craft, A new minecraft factions server. We have – Factions McMMO Parkour Silky Spawn

Normal Factions, NOT OP

We are not accepting any staff so dont ask.

All we want from this server is to get people to have a good time!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Buildings Constructed:	28	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

KrumbledMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

Experience the worlds of KrumbledMC!

An incredible server exclusively for adults aged 18 and above (No Exceptions).

Dive into our multi-world adventure, always up-to-date with the latest Version of Java. Leave behind the hassles of drama as you indulge in a crossplay (Java / Bedrock) worlds crafted just for you.

We have a Resource world that is regularly reset. The map is large with lots of room to build. We utilize anti-griefing plugins along with a variety of other plugins to make your game enjoyable and your builds safe. The plugins we have aren’t meant to take the challenge out of the game, but to add a whole new dynamic to your gaming experience on our server.

Interact with our ChatGPT powered, A.I. NPC’s!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

GunColony

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

Mob-Arena is a mini-game where you kill waves of mobs in an arena. The minigame has always been boring with the traditional weapons such as swords and bows. However, we have guns that can help you fight these mobs. Featuring a wide variety of guns, including AK-47, FAMAS, Steyr AUG, Schmidt Scout, AWP, XM1014, PP-Bizon, Negev and many others! You can also tame your own pet and it will help you fight the hordes of monsters. Natural regeneration and mob-to-mob damage have also been enabled, which means you are able to use a creeper to blow up other mobs! Beta ran through May 30, 2015 to June 23, and we’re happy to announce our first release patch! We’re fresh, 40 slots, and ready to enjoy!

The server DOES NOT REQUIRE ANY MODS. Using vanilla 1.8 or higher you can join the server and correctly view the 3D models, however it is highly recommended that you use vanilla Minecraft 1.8.4 or higher to join the server. Optifine for 1.8.4 is compatible with the server.

As we have been released and we do not have a high need for staff, staff application requirements is now increased to Corporal I instead of Private I. The age restrictions are still minimal.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7891	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Magic Items Found:	6679	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

FaithfulMC

Factions, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding

Welcome to FaithfulMC!

Join us for the most fun and competitive PvP/HCF experience around.

We offer: – HCF, Practice and Kits – 20 TPS Servers – FTOP Rewards – Real-time statistics on our website – 6+ Years of up-time.

How fast can you click? http://faithfulmc.com/cps

IP: faithfulmc.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Crops Grown:	8439	Enchantments Applied:	228
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

TopStrix Network

Anarchy, Creative, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

The most worthwhile community you will ever meet, seriously.

With a vision and passion to develop a huge, quality and loving Israeli community, We decided to give our soul into the minecraft server, where you will experience the peak of fun with your friends or with nice people you meet with us.

It is important for us to note that, unlike many communities – our focus has always been and will be to maintain and protect a community

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

ChosenCraft

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Website URL: http://www.chosencraft.com/ Ingame IP: play.chosencraft.com Teamspeak 3 IP: voice.chosencraft.com:10009

Come join us at play.chosencraft.com! We have many intuitive plugins and even our own plugin developers. We also feature an active website with forums, a Teamspeak server, and trained staff to quickly help you with any problems!

Server Reviews: Medessec: “The community is very open and friendly, the server has a lot of people on it all the time, so it’s no beat-down botched Vanilla server running on someone’s home computer. It’s owners didn’t compromise either, my connection to the server was exceptionally smooth and stable.”

Edomien: “Very good moderators who ACTUALLY HELP! I love this server! Grief? They fix it! Spammers? They take care of them! Epic server! Join now!” So what are you waiting for? Come join!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	80
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	196
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Brutal Factions

Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

Welcome to Brutal Factions! NEW MANAGEMENT!

We are a well known Factions server that has been around for 4 years! Heres some basic info on what we have to offer:

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Divine Spears Created:	28
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Runes Activated:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

BeanBlockz

Creative, Factions, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

BeanBlockz

Home of Smallishbeans – https://youtube.com/Smallishbeans

On the server, we have a variety of gamemodes – with more to come. Currently we have Factions, Creative, Survival, Skyblock, Prison and KitPvP, however we have multiple in development.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Crops Grown:	3128	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MarsMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival Games

Hello go My server Play.marsmc.net ^^ Have fun server minecraft Froom Saudi Enjoy MiniGame FFA KITPVP SG RUSH

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Alien Abductions:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	154
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

2Gcrafters

Economy, PvP, Survival

Open world pvp survival server, with store and protections. Website and forum Discord channel for help with plugins and tutorials Non-premium server a great community.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	29	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Endless Night Skies:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Farms Harvested:	683	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Mendocraft Premium/ Non Premium Server

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

This is a friendly 24/7 “Dedicated Server” to all Minecraft players. The server has a lot of games to choose. We offer Op Prison, Paintball, Factions, McInfected, MYZombies, Mob Arena, TnT Runner, Block Hunts, Gold Rush, Quiver, Splegg, Team Battles, OITC, Creative, Kit PvP, Survival Games, Football, RisingSlain, DeathJump,Turf Wars and More…. The server is not a commercial server. Please feel free to play with no obligations to ask. Have fun in playing. Our server ip address : us.mendocraft.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Mineplay

Creative, KitPvP, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MIneplay is a server that is based in the UK.

We are a small, Family friendly community that has been running for a consderable time, and Welcome players of all ages.

As a father, I set the server up for my son, providing a safe and secure place for him to play on, and as such, we adhere to a No Swearing Policy

Our rules are easy to follow, and we do not ask for, or take donations.

Currently, we have Several servers, including:

Survival Creative Prison, Skyblock, Kingdoms and Mingames

We have many custom plugins to further enhance your experience, and are Lag free.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Divine Spears Created:	10	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

DBNation

PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Dragon Block C MOD required to play!

Check our Workin in progress custom map and website: http://dbnation.enjin.com/dynmap

We just started! GOGOGO!

-Adventure -Growing and nice Community -Events -Custom Map -24/7 -Much More!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Divine Spears Created:	14	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

OrangeCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars

Welcome to the official Minecraft Server of Annoying Orange, MC.orangecraft.net.

We, the OrangeCraft, have been working our pixels off tweaking the server, the website and our internal tools. Some of those changes are obvious, some less so, but all of them have been important. We know there’s still a lot of work to do to make the server perfect, and we thank you for your patience while we get there. One of those changes is this very news post. We’re going to be making an active effort in keeping you, the community, up to date with what we’re up to. Keep an eye out here for details on what we’ve changed and what we’ve got planned for the future. Currently we’re home to 6 awesome gamemodes. Those gamemodes vary from PVP, to building. Each of our fun games, give players of all types to get in on the fun. When playing on the Annoying Orange server, you will always have a high chance of playing along side the characters, and potentially being in their videos. Please remembers to display a positive, mature, and up-beat attitude when playing with them. Please check our calendar for Meet-and-Greet events with your favorite Annoying Orange characters on the server.

Our following website, twitter, and emails information can be found bellow. Twitter: @MinecraftAO Website: OrangeCraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Zombie Dances:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Ores Mined:	8970	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.