Are you tired of living with a freeloading bum who spends all day gaming and making a mess of your place? Look no further, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from the real world where you can build, explore, and have a blast without any messy roommates!

Join our server and leave the drama behind – no more overflowing sinks or yelling at games, just pure fun and adventure. Plus, our community is so awesome that you’ll never want to log off!

So come on, join us and say goodbye to the real world woes. Who needs a job when you can be the master of your own virtual universe? Let’s build together and leave the dirty dishes in the past – because on our server, the only mess you’ll find is a creeper explosion!

Updated September 27, 2024

Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 2
Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 40 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
Unseen Monsters Slain: 6 Immortal Potions Brewed: 11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer

    NoBoyfriendMinecraftServer
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have strict rules for guests just like the OP’s roommate! But don’t worry, we won’t ask you to let your roommate’s boyfriend move in for 10 days.

    Join us for a wild adventure where you can build your dream world without worrying about unwanted guests overstaying their welcome. Our server is drama-free, unlike the OP’s situation with her roommate.

    So come on over and let your creativity run wild, because on our server, you never have to question whether or not it’s okay to say no to someone crashing at your place for an extended period of time. Let’s build and have fun together, without the cold shoulders or awkward confrontations.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 63 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12 Players Killed by Monsters: 9983
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 New Chunks Explored: 519489

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Ozempic-FreeZone

    Ozempic-FreeZone
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can settle your real-life disputes in a virtual world! Join us for epic battles between friends, like the showdown between me (23F) and my friend Hannah (23F).

    Picture this: I, a short and skinny warrior, face off against Hannah, a towering giant who has recently discovered the wonders of Ozempic. She challenges me to join her in this weight loss journey, but I, being already slender and wise, politely decline. Little did I know, my refusal would lead to a virtual feud of epic proportions!

    Will you join our server and choose a side? Will you fight for the right to refuse weight loss challenges, or will you embrace the power of Ozempic and grow stronger? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, anything can happen – even a battle over a casual dinner conversation. Join now for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7
    Enchantments Applied: 280 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Epic Shields Constructed: 32 Spectral Entities Defeated: 3
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Divine Scrolls Written: 17
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • AppAddictMinecraftSMP

    AppAddictMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn…again). Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to join!

    We have daily events like “TNT Parkour” where you have to jump from exploding block to exploding block to reach the finish line. And don’t even get us started on our “Pig Racing” competition – those pigs are faster than lightning!

    So, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your sanity all at the same time, then come on down to our server. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a diamond sword – you’re gonna need it!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 8 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 17
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 306 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Infernal Machines Built: 2 Void Armor Forged: 12
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Astral Projections Made: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • BlockBuster10/10

    BlockBuster10/10
    Are you ready to embark on the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life? Join our server and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    Our server is so amazing that even Hollywood directors are lining up to film their next blockbuster movie here. Rumor has it that Steven Spielberg himself was so blown away by our server that he decided to make a movie about a group of players trying to defeat the Ender Dragon while riding on llamas.

    But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft community in the world. Who needs Hollywood when you have us?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5695 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Endless Legions Commanded: 11
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 2
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 8 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 6

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • PutinCraft2020

    PutinCraft2020
    join our epic minecraft server where trump himself will battle putin in a pixelated showdown for the fate of ukraine and zelenskyy. watch as they duke it out with diamond swords and enchanted bows, all while riding on flying pigs and shooting fireballs from their eyes. who will come out victorious in this epic battle of world leaders? join now to find out and be a part of the chaos and mayhem. trust us, you won’t want to miss this insane showdown on our server. come join the fun and witness history being made in the most ridiculous way possible.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Crops Grown: 3792 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 12 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 34
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 12 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Crafty Tariff Trouble Server

    Crafty Tariff Trouble Server
    so like, u know how donald trump was all like “let’s make america great again” with his tariffs and stuff? well turns out it kinda backfired and messed up the manufacturing jobs he was tryna save. like, the tariffs made things more expensive and then other countries were like “oh yeah? well we’ll do tariffs too!” and it was just a big mess.

    but hey, if u wanna escape from all that drama and have a good time, come join our minecraft server! we got crazy builds, epic mini games, and a community that’s more lit than a bonfire. forget about tariffs and come mine some diamonds with us, u won’t regret it! plus, we have a secret diamond mine that’s guarded by a dragon (not really but it sounds cool, right?). so what are u waiting for? join us now and let’s have a blast together!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Meteorite Armor Created: 21 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21

    DragonCraft: The Bland SMP for Boring Adults Running on Boring Java Version 1.21
    Server Name Draconicraft SMP
    Server Type Semi-vanilla
    Platform Java
    Age Requirement 18+
    Whitelist Yes
    Version 1.21

    Overview:

    Draconicraft is a community-focused Minecraft server with a semi-vanilla experience. The server world expands with each update, allowing players to work on long-term projects without the fear of resets. The server aims to provide a chill and respectful environment for adult players to enjoy the game together.

    FAQ:

    1. Can I join the server if I am under 18?

    Unfortunately, the server is restricted to players who are 18 years or older.

    2. How do I join the server?

    Join our Discord server and fill out the application form to be whitelisted.

    3. What mods/plugins does the server use?

    The server uses various datapacks for Quality of Life improvements such as Anti Ender Dragon Grief, Multiplayer Sleep, and Player Head Drops. We also have Simple VC for in-game chat and DynMap for better orientation.

    4. What is the server’s primary language?

    English is the primary language for public Discord server and in-game chat. However, players are free to use their preferred language in voice chat as long as they remain respectful to others.

    5. How large is the server world?

    The server world has a 20k world border that expands with each Minecraft update.

    6. Can I build large projects on the server?

    Absolutely! The lack of resets allows players to work on large projects at their own pace.

    7. Is griefing allowed on the server?

    No, griefing is not allowed. The server aims to provide a respectful and enjoyable experience for all players.

    8. How can I contact the server admins?

    You can reach out to the server admins through Discord for any inquiries or assistance.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 3
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Falling into the Void: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Royal Torture Minecraft Server

    Royal Torture Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old features? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride as we unleash the chaos of Dumping Volume 15 Extras!

    Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our players discovered a secret underground lair filled with talking cows who were plotting to take over the server. It was udderly ridiculous, but also hilarious!

    And let’s not forget about the time a group of players stumbled upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything was made out of cheese. Yes, you heard that right – CHEESE! Who wouldn’t want to explore a world where you can literally eat your way through obstacles?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Pig Racing Championships, where players saddle up their favorite porky pals and compete for the title of Fastest Swine in the West. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a pig in a racing helmet zooming past you at lightning speed.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on Dumping Volume 15 Extras for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of wonder and mayhem!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Secret Passages Found: 6
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 75 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 6 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39

    The General Minecraft SMP Lisa #39
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only thing more painful than losing all the women in the world to The White Flash is losing all your diamonds in a creeper explosion! Join us for a post-apocalyptic adventure that is equal parts comedic and heartwrenching, just like the LISA series.

    Our server is filled with fangames and crazy events that will keep you on your toes. We have a wiki that will guide you through the madness, and a Steam page where you can download all the mods you need to survive.

    So come join us and see if you have what it takes to face living in a post-Flash world. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find some Joy along the way (or at least some epic loot)!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 14
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Crops Grown: 7680 Underground Cities Explored: 2
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • PetPals Minecraft Server

    PetPals Minecraft Server
    🤣🐱 Looking for a Minecraft server that respects boundaries? Look no further! Our server has a strict “no pets” policy, so you won’t have to worry about any surprise feline roommates showing up unannounced. We promise, no allergic reactions here! Join us for a purr-fectly pet-free experience! 🚫🐾

    But hey, if you’re feeling rebellious, feel free to bring your virtual pet along for the ride! Just make sure they don’t cause any virtual chaos like our friend’s cat did in real life. We don’t want any drama like that on our server! 😹🙅‍♂️

    So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure where the only pets allowed are the ones you can tame in-game. Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual fun with us? See you there, pet-free pals! 🎮🐾 #NoPetPolicyNoProblem

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Mythical Relics Collected: 12
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1
    Demon Skulls Collected: 33 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
    Divine Spears Created: 23 Holy Grails Found: 5
    Glorious Feasts Held: 11 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • MomKnowsBestMC

    MomKnowsBestMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we help you save money in real life by spending all your time in a virtual world! Join us and escape the financial struggles of the real world by building your dream virtual mansion with virtual blocks.

    Our server is so lit that even your mom will be impressed with how frugal you’ve become. We offer virtual spreadsheets to track your virtual spending, so you can see where you’re wasting all your virtual diamonds on unnecessary virtual items.

    And don’t worry, we won’t judge you for splurging on virtual Starbucks or organic virtual produce. But if you want to truly succeed on our server, you better start meal prepping your virtual meals and cutting back on your virtual takeout.

    Join us now and show your wife that even in the virtual world, mom knows best! Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free virtual pig as a pet to keep you company while you grind for those virtual coins. Don’t miss out on this epic opportunity to turn your financial woes into virtual victories!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 6 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • FactoidFrenzy – Minecraft SMP

    FactoidFrenzy – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want to experience the wackiest and weirdest adventures in the blocky world!

    Join us and discover the secret underground society of talking chickens who have their own government and currency system. Or how about embarking on a quest to find the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants you the power to fly like a chicken? Trust us, it’s totally legit.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil sheep? Or witness a dance-off between two rival factions of villagers? Anything is possible in our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe some server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).

    So come on down and join us for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Who knows what strange facts you’ll uncover along the way?

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 5 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Meteorite Armor Created: 24 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 29 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • SnackCraft: The Ultimate Munchies Server

    SnackCraft: The Ultimate Munchies Server
    Are you tired of snacking on boring old chips and dip while playing Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server offers a virtual buffet of delicious snacks for you to munch on while you build, mine, and survive! From pixelated pizza to blocky burgers, we’ve got all your cravings covered.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Snack Monster, a mythical creature that roams the land in search of tasty treats. If you can find and feed the Snack Monster, he will grant you special powers and abilities to help you conquer the Minecraft world like never before.

    So come join us on our server and indulge in a smorgasbord of snacks while embarking on epic adventures and battling the Snack Monster. Trust us, you won’t find a more deliciously fun Minecraft experience anywhere else!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Phantom Knights Defeated: 10
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 12 Lunar Scepters Activated: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • ShadowCraft Minecraft Server

    ShadowCraft Minecraft Server
    So, like, this server is like a total rollercoaster of craziness, man. Imagine this: you log in and suddenly you’re in the middle of a drug gang using shadow Chinese money brokers. Like, what even is that?! And get this, $86 million gets seized by Italian police. It’s like a Minecraft server on steroids, dude. Join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 35 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 19 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 1
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • CraftyUkraine2020

    CraftyUkraine2020
    so like, this server is like, the craziest place you’ll ever be in Minecraft, like, ever. we got Zelenskyy meeting with Harris and spat with Trump, like what even is happening? it’s like a soap opera but in Minecraft. join us if you want to witness the most epic drama unfold right before your eyes. who needs reality TV when you have this server, amirite? come join the chaos and see for yourself, it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

    Updated September 27, 2024

    Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 18 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Alien Abductions: 5
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 10 Divine Spears Created: 25
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 20

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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