BroBroBucksNoLuck | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3830	Players Killed by Monsters:	8125
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	28

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Country Doctors Minecraft Server

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Are doctors based in your country? Who needs doctors when you can join our Minecraft server and have magical healing powers at your fingertips! Forget about waiting in long lines at the hospital, just hop on our server and your health will be restored in no time. Plus, our resident witch doctor can cure any ailment with a simple potion – even turning you into a unicorn if you ask nicely! Join now for a dose of virtual healthcare that’s out of this world!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	28	Alien Abductions:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Buildings Constructed:	10
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, altcoins, Biz, Blame, blockchain technology, crypto market, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, dogecoin, elon musk, financial influencers, financial speculation, internet culture, Investment, market manipulation, market volatility, meme coins, Meme culture, Minecraft, Musk, smp, speculative trading

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	699	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NoFamNoProb17

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Looking for a new family this holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual family is way cooler than your real one, trust us. We won’t ban you from holding the virtual grandkids or leave you out of the virtual family photo. Plus, you get to make all the decisions, even at 17! Join us for a drama-free holiday celebration filled with love, support, and maybe even some virtual turkey. Who needs real family when you have us? See you there! #VirtualFamilyGoals #MinecraftHolidayMadness 🦃🎄🎮

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Mines Excavated:	4503
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	60	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

EvilCrafters United

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because Evilcorp is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and riding on rainbow-colored llamas through a magical land filled with talking trees.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with the ability to fly on a giant marshmallow cloud for eternity.

So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be part of the wacky and wild world of Evilcorp? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

NovichokCraft Minecraft Server

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come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a spy novel! Putin is ordering Novichok attacks and double agents are spilling the tea at our UK inquiry-themed server. You never know who’s gonna backstab you next, just like in real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, espionage, and maybe even a little bit of crafting. Who needs diamonds when you have international espionage to keep you entertained? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a server experience that’s more thrilling than a James Bond movie!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Dragons Tamed:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BloodCraft: Heroes Unite

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so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server wasn’t established by sum boring old UN resolution, nah, it was built through the BLOOD of HEROIC FIGHTERS. yea, u heard me right, we got warriors out here fightin for blocks and diamonds like it’s their destiny. u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure? join now and be a part of history in da making. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t playin around.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Void Armor Forged:	10	Mines Excavated:	4291
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

QuiverMC

Earth, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Creative Roleplay PvP Minigames Skyblock Economy Towny Factions Pixelmon Skywars Parkour Prison Bedwars KitPvP Vanilla Modded Hardcore RPG Build Battle

Welcome to QuiverMC, where adventure meets community! Join us for a unique Minecraft experience with custom plugins, friendly staff, and regular events. Explore vast landscapes, build epic creations, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone at QuiverMC!”

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	5
Crops Grown:	9476	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	193
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Puffton Corporation SMPs

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A custom survival server with some usual smp stuff like claims sethome tpa and /spawn to go back to spawn server also has some custom datapacks such as custom villagers custom biomes custom structures and a whole lot more fun features

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	105	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Vinland Adventure: Where even the creepers wear mods and forge new friendships!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Main Mods
FTB Quests
Create
AdAstra
Mekanism
Twilight Forest
Blood Magic
AE2
Aphoteosis
Productive Bees
Alex’s Mobs
Awesome Dungeons (all)
CC
Dungeons Now Loading
Simply Swords
Lootr
FTB Chunks
Farmer’s Delight
MrCrayfish’s Furniture
Artifacts
Mutant Monsters

Come and join https://discord.gg/wHPh996h6X

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: Join the Discord server and follow the instructions provided there for joining the Minecraft server.

Q: Are there any specific rules for the server?

A: Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server that you must follow while playing on the Minecraft server.

Q: What kind of gameplay can I expect on this server?

A: This server offers custom semi-technical, factory, and exploration gameplay with a variety of mods to enhance your experience.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Holo Boyfriend Manager Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers? Well, look no further because our server is run by Shiori’s boyfriend! And let me tell you, he is the BEST manager in the virtual world.

Join our server and experience the thrill of having a boyfriend as a manager. Need some extra diamonds? Just ask Shiori’s boyfriend, he’ll hook you up. Want to build a giant statue of yourself made entirely out of gold blocks? No problem, Shiori’s boyfriend will make it happen.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that Shiori’s boyfriend once tamed a dragon in Minecraft and rode it into battle against an army of zombies. And if you join our server, you might just get to witness his epic gaming skills in action.

So why settle for a regular old Minecraft server when you can join ours and experience the magic of having a boyfriend as a manager? Trust us, it’s a game-changer.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

> Giga Chad Isn’t Re- Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on wimpy Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new flower in a meadow? Well, look no further, because on our server, Gigachad isn’t just a myth – he’s a reality! Join us if you want to witness Gigachad flex his muscles and mine diamonds with his bare hands while riding a dragon!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions and lays golden eggs that can be used as currency. Join us if you want to challenge the Chicken King to a dance-off for a chance to win exclusive loot and bragging rights!

And if that’s still not enough to convince you, just know that our server is protected by a team of ninja pandas who will stop at nothing to keep the peace and protect our precious resources. Join us if you want to train alongside these fierce warriors and learn the ways of the bamboo forest.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the wildest adventures and craziest characters that the blocky world has to offer!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

TurkeyCraft: No Cooks Allowed!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than Thanksgiving with your mom’s unexpected guests? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Imagine a world where your mom invites random people to Thanksgiving dinner without warning – that’s basically what you can expect on our server. From ex-husbands to teenage kids causing mayhem, you’ll never know who will show up next.

But don’t worry, we’ve got you covered with a no-cooking policy. Just like you shouldn’t have to cook for your mom’s unexpected guests, you won’t have to lift a finger on our server. Sit back, relax, and let the chaos unfold around you.

So if you’re ready for a Thanksgiving-level of drama and excitement, join our Minecraft server now. Who knows, you might even find yourself feeling like a staff member without the financial benefit – but hey, at least it’s all in good fun!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

AnnoyingSound Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of hearing the same old annoying sounds in Minecraft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join our server where all annoying sounds have been replaced with fart noises! That’s right, every time you break a block or open a chest, you’ll be greeted with a hilarious toot sound. But that’s not all, our server is also home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world! Will you join them or stop their evil plans? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a wild ride on our crazy Minecraft SMP!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

RealityCraft: Face the Facts!

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Are you tired of the harsh realities of life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only reality you’ll have to face is trying to survive the wrath of our resident Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian! That’s right, not only will you have to battle mobs and mine for resources, but you’ll also have to dodge the dragon’s killer punchlines. Trust us, it’s a real challenge trying not to die from laughter!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or fight against their bacon-loving tyranny? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience a world where the only reality is the one you create. Just be prepared for the unexpected twists and turns that await you at every corner. See you there, if you dare!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mines Excavated:	4746
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	77	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NasrallahsGone Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, extremist, extremist ideology, fled, hezbollah, interrogated, interrogation, interrogation room, interrogation tactics, interrogation techniques, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Minecraft, Nasrallah, NasrallahsGone, political violence, radicalization, security threat, Server, Terrorism, Terrorist

LOL come join our epic minecraft server where we have interrogated hezbollah terrorist spillin’ the beans about nasrallah gettin’ wrecked! all the peeps ran away like scaredy cats after that went down, but you gotta come check it out for yourself! we got crazy stories like this happenin’ all the time, so why not join in on the fun? plus, we got diamond armor for days and a secret base full of cake and puppies. don’t miss out on the madness, join now!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	157
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.