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| Players: | 94/600 | Votes: | 5136 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Towns Built: | 2 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 2 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 1 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 14 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further than our server, where the stakes are high and the adrenaline is pumping!
Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like trying to keep track of a brother on a Xanax and fentanyl bender. Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re searching the streets at 3am for your brother passed out in his car!
But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of narcan to go around in case things get too crazy. And if you ever feel guilty about causing chaos and mayhem, just remember that it’s all part of the fun on our server.
So come join us for a gaming experience like no other, where the only thing more unpredictable than the gameplay is trying to keep a drug-addicted brother alive. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else!
