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| Players: | 105/600 | Votes: | 1782 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Undead Armies Raised: | 4 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 34 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 6 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where the players are more inbred than a family tree in the deep south! Join us on our tiny non-White Island for some wild adventures with the UK players, who are more brown than a burnt potato. Trust us, you won’t find a server crazier than this one! Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a giant tea-drinking lizard. So grab your pickaxe and come join the madness!
