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Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 9827 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8260 |
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 |
Alien Abductions: | 2 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 |
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.
Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.