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Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 9753 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 | Enchantments Applied: | 72 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 8 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 |
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 6973 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
Astral Orbs Gathered: | 18 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.
Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.