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Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 647 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 235 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 |
Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 48 |
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.
Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.