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Players: | 91/400 | Votes: | 3900 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Villages Defended: | 16 |
Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 4 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Towns Built: | 10 |
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.
Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.