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Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 2250 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 61 |
Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 43 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 24 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 9 |
Zombie Dances: | 10 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Void Gems Collected: | 14 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 19 |
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.
Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.