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Players: | 90/400 | Votes: | 1365 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 9 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Magic Crystals Found: | 14 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 10 | Evil Twin Fights: | 3 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 |
Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 8333 |
Epic Quests Completed: | 9 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.
Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.