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Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 3092 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 |
Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 1140 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 2 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
But that’s not all! Our server has a special feature where every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of angels descends from the sky to sing your praises. And if you manage to tame a unicorn, you unlock the ability to fly to the moon and back in a matter of seconds.
Oh, and did we mention the giant floating taco that rains down enchanted golden apples every hour on the hour? Yeah, that’s a thing too.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you ride a rainbow-colored llama into battle against a horde of zombie chickens while wielding a sword made of pure diamond? Only on this server, my friend. Only on this server.