BritPolCraft – Where memes meet Minecraft, stand tall and weather the storm, you are loved

battery storage system., benefit error, Black Sea Fleet, Border Force, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, carer, China, culture war, fake stamps, hippy crack, knife crime, labour, loved, malicious WhatsApp groups, mandatory listening, mandatory reading, Meet, memes, Minecraft, Nine-year-olds, nitrous oxide, Proverbs 28:18, putin, Royal Mail, special forces, SSE, Stand, stand tall and weather the storm, Storm, Tall, Tories, uk, weather, you are loved

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	943
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Enchantments Applied:	116	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the holy scriptures of Genesis and Proverbs while also listening to epic tunes like the one linked above. But that’s not all, we have a crazy story to tell you!

Once upon a time, a group of nine-year-olds joined our server and started wreaking havoc by adding everyone to malicious WhatsApp groups. But fear not, for we defeated them with the power of righteousness and upright walking!

Join us as we fight against the evil forces of Putin, who blames special forces for wiping out his Black Sea Fleet. We’ll show him who’s boss with our epic Minecraft skills!

But that’s not all, we also have a stamp scandal going on, with fake stamps from China flooding the Royal Mail. Help us stop this madness and restore order to the postal service!

And let’s not forget about the carer who was convicted over a benefit error worth 30p a week. He’s fighting to clear his name, and we need your help to uncover the truth behind this outrageous injustice.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we ignite culture wars with Labour over ‘shutting women up’ and where the first London Mayor hustings were halted due to heckling over knife crime. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll have a blast!

Plus, our battery storage system is fully operational, so you’ll never run out of power while building your epic creations. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server now!

Junior Kodaks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	9763
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	16	Secret Passages Found:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	New Chunks Explored:	279431
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5

Welcome to Kodaks SMP! Kodaks SMP is a community focused server that focuses in economy and no griefing. Both Java and Bedrock players can join. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out!

216.105.171.148:25594

FemboxSMP

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1247
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Towns Built:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

What we offer:-> Your standard minecraft experience, enhanced with a ton of useful commands -> Trimmed down experience: No unnecessarily complex server structure -> McMMO -> Custom Quests -> Simple Rankup system through gameplay, we hate pay to win -> Inclusive community: we welcome everybody -> Memes: only the silliest of boykisser memes -> Player-driven economy: that’s how it works after all -> Events: win some in-game stuff and irl stuff, we do givewawaysThis server has only one goal: To be a safe-space. For those who feel insecure, for those who need a place to stay. We do not tolerate hate or discrimination. You are safe with us. This server exists to serve as a safe haven. It is entirely free. And it will stay that way.

femboxsmp.net

AxeCraft Network

Earth, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	8025
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Dragons Tamed:	5
Dimension Hops:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Welcome to AxeCraft Community! Now with Dungeons, MCMMO, Land Claim and more! A healthy community with 24/7 moderators assistance. Lively discord channel with many helpful players!

axecraft.xyz:19042

McDaily

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8755
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3

mcDaily, the economy SMP community with skilled builders in all kinds of styles. Customization options to make your home feel truly yours. Engaging admins that actively play on the server and provide server updates frequently. Custom items to make your gameplay that much more enjoyable.Come hang out with our community, that’s friendly towards both more mature members as well as a safe place for our younger audience. Make sure to vote for mcDaily as we provide rewards that most other servers list as “premium or donator rank exclusives”.Want to know more about us, the server or perhaps jump right in? Check these out: Discord: https://discord.gg/JprbQW2qQW Website: www.mcdaily.online ip: play.mcdaily.online (we allow both java and bedrock, add :25565 at the end of ip for bedrock)

play.mcdaily.online

WAX

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	590
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	399
Zombie Dances:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Runes Activated:	7
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	22	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17
Enchantments Applied:	167	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

wosk.revivehost.net

PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	2893
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

pryormc.co

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	1519
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Crops Grown:	9631	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Star Shards Collected:	274

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

donutsmp.net:23225

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	5765
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mines Excavated:	3372	Love Letters Sent:	14
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	196	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

play.1vie.fr

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	7596
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Buildings Constructed:	32
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

mc.twotimesacharm.com:25566

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	4451
Rating:	5.0 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	43
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	New Chunks Explored:	583412
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

138.201.55.234

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7059
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

play.metamechanists.org

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	6256
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	136	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Villages Defended:	20	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

mc.tacohaven.org

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	377
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

po3.craftersland.net

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Dimension Hops:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	40
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

play.coldnetwork.net

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3719
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Divine Spears Created:	11	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Crops Grown:	8709	Dragons Tamed:	5

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

tekkit.craftersland.net:25567