BritPolCraft – Where memes meet Minecraft, stand tall and weather the storm, you are loved

battery storage system., benefit error, Black Sea Fleet, Border Force, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, carer, China, culture war, fake stamps, hippy crack, knife crime, labour, loved, malicious WhatsApp groups, mandatory listening, mandatory reading, Meet, memes, Minecraft, Nine-year-olds, nitrous oxide, Proverbs 28:18, putin, Royal Mail, special forces, SSE, Stand, stand tall and weather the storm, Storm, Tall, Tories, uk, weather, you are loved

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Love Letters Sent:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mines Excavated:	2915	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we follow the holy scriptures of Genesis and Proverbs while also listening to epic tunes like the one linked above. But that’s not all, we have a crazy story to tell you!

Once upon a time, a group of nine-year-olds joined our server and started wreaking havoc by adding everyone to malicious WhatsApp groups. But fear not, for we defeated them with the power of righteousness and upright walking!

Join us as we fight against the evil forces of Putin, who blames special forces for wiping out his Black Sea Fleet. We’ll show him who’s boss with our epic Minecraft skills!

But that’s not all, we also have a stamp scandal going on, with fake stamps from China flooding the Royal Mail. Help us stop this madness and restore order to the postal service!

And let’s not forget about the carer who was convicted over a benefit error worth 30p a week. He’s fighting to clear his name, and we need your help to uncover the truth behind this outrageous injustice.

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where we ignite culture wars with Labour over ‘shutting women up’ and where the first London Mayor hustings were halted due to heckling over knife crime. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll have a blast!

Plus, our battery storage system is fully operational, so you’ll never run out of power while building your epic creations. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime – join our Minecraft server now!

Cradle of Civilizations

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Whitelist

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	337
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Holy Grails Found:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

USE WHITELISTING-LINK TO JOIN!Cradle of Civilizations is a JAVA open world RPG since 2021.The Cradle focuses on roleplay, world-building and lore. We have created perhaps the best Open World RPG ever realized by Minecraft. Create or join your new nation in a medieval-inspired fantasy setting, make war on your enemies, use shrewd diplomacy or bend the economy too your iron will… All is possible in the Cradle of Civilizations…– VoiceChat Supported (Fabric Loader Required) – Texture Pack (Optifine required) – We use +70 plugins to enhance your gameplay. – Events, World bosses, and much more…

play.cradleofcivilizations.com

TurtleCraftNetwork

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	8855
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	43	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

play.turtlecraftsmp.com

EmeraldsMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	7862
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	484	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Epic Shields Constructed:	21	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Magic Items Found:	3566

Welcome to EmeraldsMC! >> PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COMWe have a main /SURVIVAL world, along with a separate /PVP WORLD. Join us today!– Build thriving towns to show off your creativity. – Run successful shops and amass riches in-game. – Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

play.emeraldsmc.com

FunnyMcraft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	951
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Minecraft server where you can find a great community. Don’t hesitate and join us, we’d love to see you. You can join with versions from 1.8 to 1.20, but we recommend 1.20

play.funnymcraft.eu

SynthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	7975
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

SynthCraft is a community-based Survival server! We invest a lot of time into our community, having fun together, whilst playing a blocky game together :DHave fun!

play.synthcraft.eu

Alpha Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	949
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Alpha Prison is a CUSTOM CODED OP Prison with many features that has been up for 3 years ! Here you will find some of our feature: – Custom personal mine: everyone has his own mine which has different levels ( up to 130k levels ) and different types like rainbow, supreme, wonderland – Custom key system: we have implemented a custom system that let you gain Money and Token boosters as rewards instead of the classic static amount. That way you can gain infinite multiplier just by playing ! – Custom Island Spawner: the server uses Island as concept of gang where you can team up with your friends. All the custom spawners of the server got stacked in the /island spawners and it’s all virtual, that way it doesn’t depend on where you are, you can claim the rewards from anywhere. – Custom Skills and Milestones: those are rewards that you gain while playing, most of them based on amount of blocks broken, other based on playtime and such.Those are just some of our features. You should join the server to get a full view of all the features. Server support also bedrock players with the IP: bedrock.alphaprison.net with port 19132.I’m MasterZen#9263 on discord if you want to reach me out We’re looking for partners to work with !

play.alphaprison.net

SqueejCraft

Creative, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7836
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88

SqueejCraft is a hard difficulty, semi-vanilla SMP server built to respect Mojang’s vision by ensuring that the raw vanilla experience remains in-tact without sacrificing server functionality or gameplay quality. Set home points, claim land, teleport to friends, and create/trade from chest shops in a unique and simple server environment without any microtransactions or gimmicks.

Squeejcraft.com:25566

Lunarsky

Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5860
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Ores Mined:	9893
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Falling into the Void:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Mythical Swords Crafted:	66	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Love Letters Sent:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Lunarsky is a cozy construction server with Skyblock and Citybuild, but without a mining world. You sell ores from a quarry stone generator and buy the blocks you need. It has a very friendly community and is played on the Aquatic Update ^^

lunarsky.de

CarrotMC

Cross-Play, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	468	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Votes:	4023
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Pirate Ships Captured:	2

CarrotMC PvP , FFA , KitPvP , 1v1 With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

carrotmc.fr.to:19154

MineClassic

KitPvP, Mini Games, Survival Games

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	3692
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	37	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Welcome to the MineClassic Network. In versions 1.20+, we offer minigames such as Survival Games, KitPvP (with progression, abilities, perks, etc.) and our unique gamemode Platshot!Join now at play.mineclassic.org

play.mineclassic.org

KronosMC

Economy, Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

KronosMC is a minecraft server that was made by 3 College students who enjoy minecraft and would like to build a community by bringing as many players into 1 server as possible. KronosMC was created in December 2022 and is constantly being updated to give players a different playstyle to minecraft. As of right now there is only one single mode which is survival multiplayer which is an open world survival mode with claims,quests,friends and much more. We are still working on the server as of right now so do expect to see some regular updates in our discord server which will also be where all the server announcements will be. We will be creating more gamemodes in the future of KronosMC but as of now we will be focusing on the survival mode as our main focus. Hopefully we will be seeing you on the server soon, have a good day!

kronosmc.apexmc.co:8197

ProsperityCraft

Survival

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5807
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Welcome to Prosperity Craft – A Unique Survival ExperienceEmbark on an extraordinary journey in the world of Prosperity Craft, where survival meets innovation! Our server is carefully crafted to provide players with a distinct and engaging experience, blending the classic elements of Minecraft survival with a touch of custom features that set us apart.Community-driven Events: Join our thriving community in regular events and challenges. From building competitions to epic boss battles, there’s always something exciting happening on Prosperity Craft.Rank Progression System: Ascend the ranks on Prosperity Craft and unlock exclusive perks and privileges. Whether you’re a novice or a seasoned survivor, our carefully designed rank system rewards dedication and skill.Land Claim and Player Protection: Secure your territory with our land claim system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from harm. Collaborate with other players or venture out as a lone survivor—it’s your world to shape. Enhanced Survival Mechanics: Experience survival like never before with carefully tuned gameplay mechanics. Join us for a unique and immersive adventure where every decision shapes your journey.Active and Supportive Community: Prosperity Craft is more than just a server; it’s a community of passionate players. Our dedicated staff and friendly community members are always ready to assist and welcome newcomers.

ProsperityCraft.net

Gempers Place

Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3380
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5

Welcome to Gempers Place! We are a semi-vanilla community focused SMP. Learn more about us and what we offer below! Community is Key: At Gemper’s Place, we pride ourselves on fostering a strong and welcoming community. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky landscapes, our community is here to support and guide you. Join forces with fellow players, collaborate on ambitious projects, and partake in exciting events!Vote Crates Galore: Your voice matters, and we reward your dedication with our vote crate system. By casting your vote, you will receive rewards that enhance your Minecraft experience. From rare items to economy related goods, our vote crates ensure that your commitment to our community doesn’t go unnoticed.Bedrock Compatibility: No player is left behind at Gemper’s Place. We’ve seamlessly integrated Bedrock compatibility, bridging the gap between Java and Bedrock Editions. Whether you’re playing on PC, console, or mobile, everyone can join in the fun and contribute to the ever-expanding world we’re building together.Grief Protection: Building your dream creations without the fear of griefing is essential, and Gemper’s Place prioritizes the protection of your hard work. Our advanced grief protection measures ensure a secure environment for players to express their creativity without the worry of malicious interference. Your builds are safe with us!Join us at mc.gempersplaces.net and become a part of our Minecraft community. Discover a server where camaraderie, rewards, compatibility, and protection converge to create an unparalleled gaming experience. The adventure awaits, and we can’t wait to welcome you!

mc.gempersplaces.net

Crown Lands

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	9997
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Embark on a thrilling adventure at CrownLands, your premier Minecraft destination! Immerse yourself in a dynamic community where your input matters. With frequent updates, captivating quests, and a commitment to player feedback, every moment is tailored for your enjoyment. Join us now and experience a Minecraft world like never before, filled with excitement and endless possibilities. Your journey awaits at CrownLands – where community and gameplay come together to create an unparalleled gaming experience!

smp.crownlands.net:4602

SkyUtopia.net

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	5093
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94
Divine Spears Created:	11	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	26
Dragon Eggs Found:	3610	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Welcome to SkyUtopia.net a minecraft server focused and home to the Skyblock genre with a friendly community. We offer a classic and simple Skyblock experience mode with a lot of extra content that intrigues gameplay. Join now, create your island, thrive, and climb the leaderboards!

SkyUtopia.net