BritPolCraft: BFF Edition

Armed officers, Bananas, Best allies edition, BFF, Brexit border, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, Croydon, Double rapist, Edition, Facial recognition cameras, Gender Identity, giant spider, IT outages, north london, Perishable items, Police, sex education, Stamford Hill, Stop and search, Tories, UK school, Untreated sewage, Windermere

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos as we bring you the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had.

Ever wanted to battle giant spiders that traveled 3,000 miles in a box of bananas just to terrorize a UK school? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is crawling with creepy crawlies just waiting to give you the fright of your life.

And if that’s not enough, how about joining armed officers as they swarm a north London neighborhood after a woman in her 30s is shot in the leg? It’s like being in a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got IT outages delaying the import of perishable items to the UK by up to 20 hours, tories demanding the return of stop and search, and even a ban on schools teaching children about gender identity! It’s a rollercoaster of craziness that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even come face to face with a “double rapist” caught by facial recognition cameras in Croydon. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5361	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Zombie Dances:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	283	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Zombie Dances:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Love Letters Sent:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	42419
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	442
Crops Grown:	4834	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Astral Projections Made:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	151
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	19
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Void Armor Forged:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Crops Grown:	3771
Dragon Eggs Found:	7337	New Chunks Explored:	884284
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Ores Mined:	5874
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5	Crops Grown:	6522
Gods Slained:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	25

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Chimeras Created:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.