BritPolCraft: BFF Edition

Armed officers, Bananas, Best allies edition, BFF, Brexit border, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, Croydon, Double rapist, Edition, Facial recognition cameras, Gender Identity, giant spider, IT outages, north london, Perishable items, Police, sex education, Stamford Hill, Stop and search, Tories, UK school, Untreated sewage, Windermere

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos as we bring you the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had.

Ever wanted to battle giant spiders that traveled 3,000 miles in a box of bananas just to terrorize a UK school? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is crawling with creepy crawlies just waiting to give you the fright of your life.

And if that’s not enough, how about joining armed officers as they swarm a north London neighborhood after a woman in her 30s is shot in the leg? It’s like being in a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got IT outages delaying the import of perishable items to the UK by up to 20 hours, tories demanding the return of stop and search, and even a ban on schools teaching children about gender identity! It’s a rollercoaster of craziness that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even come face to face with a “double rapist” caught by facial recognition cameras in Croydon. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Seiky Network

Bedwars, Economy, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

[1.20] Seiky Network is the #1 Minecraft Server. We offer a wide range of gamemodes, such as Prison, Skyblock, SkyPvP and Survival. IP: seiky.net Discord: https://discord.gg/JhsXGE9Dmb.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Love Letters Sent:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

sVanilla Survival

PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

sVanilla Survival goes back to the roots of what a Semi-Vanilla SMP should be. Vanilla, with few quality of life modifications. We’re dedicated to providing the old-school SMP experience, with a large map that never resets, no land claims, and most importantly – crystal free PvP.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	3	New Chunks Explored:	481279
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	103

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ConquerEarthMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

(16+) A strong and server history with war and politics. Join a dedicated, tight-knit community of like-minded mature players interested in history, geography, politics, and war. Come role-play as the leader of a historically notable nation. You can chill with friends, play survival, or experience all of the rich custom features ConquerEarth offers. ConquerEarth is a geopolitical Towny-Earth server hosted on a 1:1500 scale replica of the Earth map.Original Map Experience the initial creation packed with all its uniqueness. The original map contains our custom-made resource pack, which allows for custom resources, custom items, custom mobs, and Darius’s signature guns (NO MODS REQUIRED! PRESS JOIN!). A short list of our features includes guns, vehicles, meteors, weed, alcohol brewing, flags, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more. Unfortunately, all of this is achieved with the caveat of Bedrock incompatibility. The original map is and will remain, a native Java exclusive. The map is native to version 1.19.4 and has the most compatibility with 1.19.4 clients, but you may join on any version.Orion Map Our newest Orion map strives to bring Minecraft players of all platforms together. We fully support Bedrock players, and the server is entirely Bedrock compatible, all thanks to the addition of GeyserMC and Floodgate. Although native and best played on 1.20.4, the map can be played on any version. Unlike our original map, this map is a more reserved and familiar geopolitical Towny-Earth experience with only vanilla combat. There is no custom resource pack; therefore, there are no custom resources and no custom items from the original map that rely on our resource pack. Furthermore, this means no guns, no custom items, and no custom mobs. A more faithful geopol experience still with the ConquerEarth flair of features such as vehicles, meteors, alcohol brewing, siegewar, MCMMO, jobs, dynamic shop, chest shops, elevators, security cameras, events and more.Server IP: conquerearthmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Website: www.conquerearthmc.com/ Discord: discord.gg/hXvNemNqQr Dynamic map: map.conquerearthmc.com/

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Holy Grails Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

StarDix

Bedwars, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP

The Largest Minecraft Server in Brazil. Full PvP, PvP Kit, BedWars, Survival and Much More… Come have fun and adventure in our Mini Games.IP: play.stardix.comOur social networks: Site: https://stardix.com Store: https://loja.stardix.com Discord: https://dc.stardix.com YouTube: https://yt.stardix.com Forums: https://forum.stardix.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	18

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Arcane Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Arcane Realms – Where Adventure Awaits!Greetings, intrepid explorers! Are you ready to venture into a world of boundless magic and excitement? Look no further, because Arcane Realms is here to guide you through an unforgettable journey in the Minecraft universe.A Realm of Enchantment: Step into a meticulously crafted realm where enchanting landscapes, mystical forests, and ancient ruins await your discovery. Uncover hidden secrets, conquer mythical creatures, and carve your own heroic saga.Epic Quests: Brace yourself for epic quests and challenges that will test your courage and skills. From venturing into treacherous dungeons to confronting legendary foes, each journey offers a chance to prove your mettle.Unified Community: Join a vibrant community of fellow players who share your love for adventure. Build alliances, barter resources, and collaborate on awe-inspiring creations that will shape the very fabric of our world.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AbsolutGG

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone, I present to you AbsolutGG, a server for those who enjoy playing and enjoy the simplicity of the game, however, in addition to having the basic resources, we also have extra things that improve the gaming experience for all of you.– Rankup System – Duel system with ranking – Cashier System – Marriage System – PET system – Quest system – Slimefun Complete – Skills – Redprotect – Stores – Warps e Kits – Spawners with soft touch (no need to be VIP) Support from 1.12 to 1.19, taking advantage of the updates!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Crops Grown:	7257
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
New Chunks Explored:	805979	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Savercraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Enchantments Applied:	289
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Eden Prison

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP

Greetings, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts!Are you yearning for a classic prison experience reminiscent of the golden era of 2012-2013? Look no further than Project Eden – the ultimate revival of old-school prisons with exciting modern enhancements! We are thrilled to announce the launch of Season 2 today, offering a fresh start for everyone and a pure classic prison adventure!What Sets Us Apart?At Project Eden, we pride ourselves on providing a balanced and non-overpowered prison environment. You’ll begin your journey with basic gear and gradually rank up to unlock better equipment. Progression may take time, but don’t worry – as you climb the ranks, you can take advantage of your elevated status by setting up shops and selling to lower-ranked players, fostering a vibrant economy within the prison walls.But that’s not all! We’ve gone the extra mile to cater to PvP enthusiasts. Delve into the depths of our colossal PvP dungeon nestled beneath the prison, where you’ll encounter thrilling battles and reap exclusive rewards that can be utilized throughout your time on the server. Embrace the exhilaration of combat and emerge as a true champion!Join Our CommunityOur server has only recently opened, giving you a fantastic opportunity to gain an edge and establish yourself among the pioneers of Project Eden. We are committed to cultivating an active and welcoming community, ensuring that your gameplay experience is nothing short of extraordinary. Immerse yourself in the nostalgia and relive the glory days of classic prisons!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

DogeCraft

Economy, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Mines Excavated:	1127
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Runes Activated:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Emeralds Found:	6380

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Astrophobia RP

Roleplay, Whitelist

At the farthest frontier of explored space, in the deepest, darkest corner of the galaxy, three stranded factions collide. The liberated inmates of a prison ship on a terraforming mission, the corporate paramilitary tasked with guarding them, and the wayward galactic marines that got caught in between. Communications are down, the way home is blocked, resources are dwindling, tensions are high- And the strange alien vessel previously thought destroyed is waking up. Perhaps a way home can be found aboard it, or maybe the three groups will have to make the inhospitable desert planet of Llyr their new home.Key Features: • An immersive Sci-fi experience and a completely player-driven world. • Fully fleshed out, easy to learn and roleplay focused RPG system. • An easy to navigate wiki filled with rich and interesting lore, regularly updated with in-character occurrences and player actions. • A wealth of custom plugins that interact with each other: an economy and job system, a player housing system, interactive data pads and many other features. • A Sci-fi resource pack with many custom models. • Aid one of the existing factions in fighting over resources and taking over outposts (both in space and on the planet’s surface) with our custom conflict system, or create your own faction. • Choose from one of several astrosapient races, and build your character the way you want it with a wide selection of traits and perks. • Empower yourself with rare Xenotech artifacts. And much, much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

AnimeSucht.com

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

BlotCraft

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Blotcraft Network! About us? We are a Minecraft Video Game community, with a multiplayer server in versions from 1.16.5 to the most updated version, we are always in charge of giving new things and new ideas to the community. Blotcraft has modalities such as FFA’s of pot netherite, diamond, and ffa crystal, also contains its sandbox, survival RPG, Towny with custom Texture pack, and much more. What are you waiting for? Come in and find out, a beautiful community server, followed events and a lot of level.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Elemental Crystals Collected:	78
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

The Universe Network

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Universe is a Minecraft Community Server for all ages. Our committed Universe Team creates gameplay like no other. Everything on our network is exclusively crafted, ensuring a custom-made and unique experience.Gamemodes: – Next Level Prison – Cyberpunk Laser TagThis server is running entirely on custom code written by experienced creators. It’s safe, grief-free, high-performance, and has dedicated staff. Updates are entirely community-based.Join now!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MineSeed

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Mineseed is a unique and vanilla survival experience.-Grief Prevention -1.18 Caves & Cliffs -Unique Quests Daily -Navigation menus -Spawner Changes -Optimized performance; no lag experienced -Nice player base -Emerald Shops AND A LOT MOREJOIN NOW FOR THE BEST SURVIVAL EXPERIENCE AT PLAY.MINESEED.ORG

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	313
Epic Mounts Acquired:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Dragons Tamed:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Crops Grown:	2676
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Medieval Vanilla

PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

A vanilla server with some life quality plugins such as essentials, GriefPrevention, and TreeGravity. The server is updated to the newest version as soon as Optifine is released. With a small and friendly community, we strive to create a safe place to chill out. Griefers and trolls are not welcome and will be banned as soon as possible. SERVER IP: medieval-vanilla.com Server Port [Bedrock and Pocket Edition]: 19132 Server Port [Java]: 25565Example: medieval-vanilla.com:19132

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	702486
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.