BritPolCraft: BFF Edition

Armed officers, Bananas, Best allies edition, BFF, Brexit border, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, Croydon, Double rapist, Edition, Facial recognition cameras, Gender Identity, giant spider, IT outages, north london, Perishable items, Police, sex education, Stamford Hill, Stop and search, Tories, UK school, Untreated sewage, Windermere

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos as we bring you the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had.

Ever wanted to battle giant spiders that traveled 3,000 miles in a box of bananas just to terrorize a UK school? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is crawling with creepy crawlies just waiting to give you the fright of your life.

And if that’s not enough, how about joining armed officers as they swarm a north London neighborhood after a woman in her 30s is shot in the leg? It’s like being in a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got IT outages delaying the import of perishable items to the UK by up to 20 hours, tories demanding the return of stop and search, and even a ban on schools teaching children about gender identity! It’s a rollercoaster of craziness that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even come face to face with a “double rapist” caught by facial recognition cameras in Croydon. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Mines Excavated:	3206
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Quests Completed:	23
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	44
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SurvivalMP

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE

PvE

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	33
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Mccaim

Survival

Mcaim – The greatest minecraft server of all time. Minus all the really good ones, but just ignore those

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	10
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

MythicHaven

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to MythicHaven-The ULTIMATE Towny Experience! Claim land using Towny and invite your friends to create sprawling cities along with you. Become the king or queen of your very own nation and band together with cities across the server. Make your own shopping center and dominate the 100% player run economy. The possibilities for expansion are endless! Features: – 75+ Custom Enchants – In-Game Ranks – Jobs, McMMO, Pocketgames – Custom music and sound effects! – Custom crafting recipes – Regular Events, Friendly Staff, and more! Come visit MythicHaven and start the ULTIMATE Towny adventure today!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Void Gems Collected:	37
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Divine Spears Created:	23
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Overcast Community

Mini Games, PvP

With Overcast Community, you get to play a variety of Minecraft PvP maps. Test your skills on different types of maps with unique objectives, made by awesome designers from the former Overcast Network and the community!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	17	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Lunar Middle School

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

SpeedMC Network

Creative, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock

Welcome to the SpeedMC Network! We offer a variety of game modes including One block, Prison, Creative and soon, Skymines! SpeedMC supports all cross plays! This includes Java, Bedrock, Switch, Xbox, PS5, Virtual Reality and more!Our Version Support includes:Skyblock Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 One block Minecraft 1.14 – 1.18.2 Prison Minecraft 1.13 – 1.18.2Server IP: play.mc-speed.com Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/speedmc

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

CookieCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CookieCraft is a place for everyone who loves vanilla Survival and is looking for a great group of people to play with. This is a great place to make friends fast, as we encourage players to be friendly and not grief.This is a server ran by experienced Minecraft server owners, and is running on a very long-term lag-free server.Our features include: A lag-free, long term server… A fresh world… Friendly community… A perfectly balanced player-driven economy — create your own shops!… Non-P2W… Pets… Vanilla Minecraft Survival.IP: play.cookiecraftsmp.com Discord: https://discord.gg/SWPgXdcUXw

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4998	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28	Magic Crystals Found:	6

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Project Eden

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello everyone! Welcome to Project Eden, a survival multiplayer server with fresh worlds, helpful and friendly staff, and lots of cool and unique plugins and features! The most important goal of our server is to give our players a place where they can relax and have fun. You can build something spectacular, become the richest player on the server, or just hang out with friends. We also try to give a feeling of a community to the server by organizing events, using a player-driven economy, a personalized and advanced chat system, and so much more. Some of these events include weekly minigame nights on Saturdays, trivia, and holiday specials. Our server also has mcMMO, an in-depth wiki, and server-wide Discord! We make sure our staff is always ready to help you with whatever you need, and that they always treat you with respect.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	2761	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

PiponMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

Welcome to PiponMC, your ultimate destination in the vast world of Minecraft! Immerse yourself in a unique experience where the economy flourishes, jobs are varied, protections are strong, and clans are forged with camaraderie.Prosperous Economy: In PiponMC, economics is the heart of the gaming experience. Take part in various activities, from mining to farming, to earn coins and build your fortune. Open your own store or trade with other players to create a vibrant economy full of opportunities.Various Jobs: Choose from a wide range of jobs, each with their own rewards and challenges. Whether you’re a farmer, a miner, a fisherman, or a crafty trader, there’s a perfect job for every type of player. Earn money doing what you love and excel in your specialty.Robust Protections: At PiponMC, security is paramount. Protect your buildings and belongings using our block protection system. Don’t worry about thieves; Your creations will be safe and you can focus on expanding your empire in a safe and secure environment.Powerful Clans: Become part of a strong and loyal community by joining a clan. Together, they can conquer territories, face epic challenges and build a lasting legacy. Cooperation and strategy are key to your clan’s success in PiponMC.Join us at PiponMC and experience the perfect combination of a thriving economy, varied jobs, robust protections, and powerful clans. Get ready to explore, build and dominate in this exciting world of Minecraft!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Enchantments Applied:	74	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Zombie Dances:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Astral Projections Made:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Ardania

Creative, Economy, PvE, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Lifestealing

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Lifestealing! We have tried to make the best possible Lifesteal experience. Here are just some of our features:-No eliminations -Custom Clans inspired by popular mobile games -Crystal PvP -Admin-held and automatic events -No claims -Greifing allowed -Practice PVP for rewards (Duels!)Version 1.20.4 Java: lifestealing.com Bedrock: lifestealing.bedrock.minehut.gg (Port: 19132)

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	496
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Potions Brewed:	72

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Trans Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a friendly community mostly made up of Transgender people but are welcoming to everyone!We offer a safe space for you to be who you want to be, you can set your pronouns and name in game allowing you to express your identity. We have safety features set up to prevent trolls and harassment too. Some of our features include:— Hundreds of furniture and decoration items to design your homes and bases however you want! — Bugs that spawn in the world and can be caught and displayed or sold for coins! — Custom farming including many new crops, sprinklers to water a wide area and food recipes! — Custom fishing system that adds new fish and a Stardew Valley like fishing minigame! — Seasons that affect all aspects of the server such as crop growth and bug spawns! — Boss fights that have unique and powerful loot! And so much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	Ores Mined:	9647

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PokeMaster

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

Well guys, I present to you the new Pixelmon server in Spanish, PokeMasters in 1.16.5IN THE MOST UPDATED VERSION OF PIXELMONMod: https://reforged.gg

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Meteorites Collected:	0
Zombie Dances:	7	Star Shards Collected:	70
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Towns Built:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.