BritPolCraft: BFF Edition

Armed officers, Bananas, Best allies edition, BFF, Brexit border, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, Croydon, Double rapist, Edition, Facial recognition cameras, Gender Identity, giant spider, IT outages, north london, Perishable items, Police, sex education, Stamford Hill, Stop and search, Tories, UK school, Untreated sewage, Windermere

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos as we bring you the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had.

Ever wanted to battle giant spiders that traveled 3,000 miles in a box of bananas just to terrorize a UK school? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is crawling with creepy crawlies just waiting to give you the fright of your life.

And if that’s not enough, how about joining armed officers as they swarm a north London neighborhood after a woman in her 30s is shot in the leg? It’s like being in a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got IT outages delaying the import of perishable items to the UK by up to 20 hours, tories demanding the return of stop and search, and even a ban on schools teaching children about gender identity! It’s a rollercoaster of craziness that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even come face to face with a “double rapist” caught by facial recognition cameras in Croydon. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2780	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	20	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	14

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Farms Harvested:	856
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Void Armor Forged:	15	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	31
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

20Ticks

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to 20Ticks!We are new, but aspire to to be a close and welcoming community after we get a few players.Our server is available to both Java and Bedrock players. Please take note of our Discord Server URL: https://discord.gg/JCY9fhbKdAOur server provides:– Player Ranks – Economhy and Shops – Grief Prevention – Vote Crate – More!We look forward to seeing you in the game soon!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	32
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

StellarverseMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

StellarverseMC is a Minecraft 1.20 Java server based in the Philippines.Enjoy an immersive journey in our Survival game mode where you’ll encounter thrilling challenges and captivating adventures. But that’s just the beginning – we have ambitious plans for future game modes in the server including new features, regular and seasonal events, in-game competitions, and a lot more to elevate your gaming experience.Our vision is to create an inclusive platform celebrated by everyone. This includes our commitment to balancing custom items and features that enhance the gameplay and quality of life (QOL) for all types of players.You can also express yourself and stand out from the crowd with our range of cool cosmetics and other in-game items. Showcase your style and personality with an array of options that cater to all tastes and preferences, making you—and your experience—truly one-of-a-kind.StellarverseMC is a Southeast Asia-based server but you can foster new online relationships with people from everywhere across different timezones when you interact with your co-players in-game and in our Discord community.See you in the Stellarverse universe! Server Host Location: Singapore Asia Ping: 0-50ms US West/Canada Ping: 80-200ms

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	183
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	19
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
New Chunks Explored:	661426	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CGCraft Survival

Economy, Survival

CGCraft Survival Server – Minecraft Experience!» Infinite World, 1.19.2+ Support » New Agricultural Products, Special Items » Special Armors, Realistic Animal Animations » Special Texture Pack, Anti-Lag Settings » 100+ Quality Plugins » Enhanced Image with Optifine » Friendly Community, Discord Support » https://discord.gg/Z8DxCMxrjN » https://www.twitch.tv/crystalgangsterStart your Minecraft adventure with CGCraft!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Endless Night Skies:	4
Enchantments Applied:	114	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

The Farmers Market MC

Economy, Survival

An LGBTQ friendly semi-vanilla server. Come join the Fruit Basket!With active players, active staff, and a warm welcoming community, The Farmers Market is your one stop server for all your fruity needs!Join our discord at discord.farmersmarketmc.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

AquaSmp

Survival

Very Friendly Staff and player base we have a discord server that you can join if you want to our server community is on there if u want to be friends with them or ask anything that is need for server wise

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Demon Skulls Collected:	16	Secret Passages Found:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RedSkyEagle

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to JungleSMP Its an OP Survival SMP ensuring to create quality experiences for everyone. Lifesteal SMP Added. Its a survival community with a strong focus on exploration, community and passionately bringing you the best of what minecraft has to offer. This is also a crossplay between java and bedrock which allow you to have fun with your friends no matter on what device they are. And also available for cracked minecraft versions. We offer ranks and extra rewards for voting. When you joined in, u can get started by typing “/rtp” to teleport into the wilderness. We are a safe server with rules. We do not allow greifing or raiding, which means your builds will be completely safe. We also include player shop, player warp, crates, auction, etc. Everyone is welcome to join, So join today and enjoy our JungleSMP. IP -play.junglesmp.online Port – 25576 If you are mobile user this ip is not working for you then IP – 192.99.232.94 with same port

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Elemental Crystals Collected:	66
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ExodusMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

ExodusMC is Network that specialises in Skyblock, Lifesteal, Prison, and SkyPvP. Start your adventure on our server today and meet new friends! Join the active growing community and see what ExodusMC has to offer. We are waiting for you!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Babylon MC

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

**EXPLORATION UPDATE LAUNCHING WEDNESDAY 14TH JUNE 2023**Babylon MC is a Vanilla Survival server hosted in Australia. No /sethome, no /tpa, etc, no hacking, just pure, classic Minecraft survival with a great group of players.Apply for Whitelist through our discord. (Rules also on discord)Est. 17th December 2021

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Magic Items Found:	4293
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	49	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Kicklex

Survival

– Simple and Special Protections – Buy and sell stores – Mysterious Safes – Ranks (all permanent) – Prisons – YT and MiniYT Ranks (Looking for Streamer and YT) – Kits – Economy – Tops – Jobs

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragons Tamed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	12
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VitalCraft

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

At VitalCraft, we understand the joy that Minecraft brings to the world , and we strive to provide our players with an exceptional gaming experience. Our map is one of a kind and offers endless possibilities for exploration and adventure. From the moment you step onto our server, you’ll be immersed in a world full of creativity and excitement. Whether you’re a seasoned pro or a beginner, we have something for everyone. We have collaborated to bring you the best of the old school, OG factions, and the new school. Join us today and discover what sets us apart from the rest.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Crops Grown:	3526
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

FlickationSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

FlickationSMP has some of the coolest features and is very unique. We have an Earth server with custom plugins including tanks, planes, helicopters, submarines, and more! And, if you ever had a hard time trying to play with your friends that are on bedrock or java, then join FlickationSMP!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Void Armor Forged:	22
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	57
Chimeras Created:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

From Minepur

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Zombie Dances:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Dragon Scales Harvested:	212
Runes Activated:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.