BritPolCraft: BFF Edition

Armed officers, Bananas, Best allies edition, BFF, Brexit border, brit/pol/, BritPolCraft, Croydon, Double rapist, Edition, Facial recognition cameras, Gender Identity, giant spider, IT outages, north london, Perishable items, Police, sex education, Stamford Hill, Stop and search, Tories, UK school, Untreated sewage, Windermere

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos as we bring you the most outrageous Minecraft experience you’ve ever had.

Ever wanted to battle giant spiders that traveled 3,000 miles in a box of bananas just to terrorize a UK school? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is crawling with creepy crawlies just waiting to give you the fright of your life.

And if that’s not enough, how about joining armed officers as they swarm a north London neighborhood after a woman in her 30s is shot in the leg? It’s like being in a real-life action movie, but in Minecraft form!

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got IT outages delaying the import of perishable items to the UK by up to 20 hours, tories demanding the return of stop and search, and even a ban on schools teaching children about gender identity! It’s a rollercoaster of craziness that you won’t find anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and be a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even come face to face with a “double rapist” caught by facial recognition cameras in Croydon. It’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Epic Battles Fought:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Nucklung Junior High School

LifeSteal, Survival

Welcome to Nucklung SMP – a Minecraft server where your adventure begins and your story unfolds! Immerse yourself in the ultimate gaming experience, available on both Java and Pocket Edition. Our unique Lifesteal SMP is more than just a server; it’s a community-driven world full of thrilling features and endless possibilities.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	6303	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Wvnderland

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to our server! IP : wvnderland.apexmc.co We offer; Balanced player-based economy Custom map-arts by our players Grief prevention Player shops Public warps Player teleport commands Jobs Crates with custom items! Daily rewards A caring support team And much more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Lightcraft

Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

> Welcome to Lightcraft! We’re a mostly vanilla server which lets you play how you like. Whether you’re a builder, PvPer, or just a casual player, you’ll find a place for you here. That said, cheating and hacks are not allowed.> Achievement-based Ranks Ranks are all free and include more benefits as you work your way up! We used a custom-made achievement system for claiming higher ranks. Earn achievements by simply playing the game, doing parkour courses, or even visiting certain areas!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

DreamCraftMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

“Welcome to the DreamCraftMC, where the Minecraft experience reaches new heights! Immerse yourself in a world of excitement and innovation with our carefully curated selection of awesome plugins and special features. Discover gameplay like never before as you navigate through a server designed to deliver thrills, challenges, and endless adventures.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

NightwolfMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

NightwolfMC is a casual Skyblock and SMP experience with the latest plugins and custom coding. It runs on 1.20.2 but is backward compatible with older versions. All players are welcome.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Towns Built:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Enchantments Applied:	249

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Elysium

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

A Minecraft community where you can explore a world of endless adventures, play with your friends, have fun, participate in exclusive events and trade with a trading system created by the players themselves.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Enchantments Applied:	65
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Void Gems Collected:	30
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Local craft

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

NobleRealms

Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

We have brand new Towny SMP and Pixelmon servers, join today to take part in the fun!This server includes custom Worlds, Towny, Player Shops, Quests, Player Warps, Custom Plugins, Boss Events, Custom Items, and more!If you want more information regarding NobleRealms just join our discord channel!discord.noblerealms.comCome have fun with us on the server join now! IP: play.noblerealms.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Zombie Dances:	10	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

freakplot

Economy, PvE, Survival

Fully crossplay compatible minecraft multiplayer SMP server. Anyone can play no matter the console! Join the discord for more information!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

LeviathanOG

Anarchy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

The LeviathanOG community was created on 05.12.2016. The goal our goal is to create an environment as pleasant as possible to play and collect people who want to play on a well configured and placed server to the point.Forum: https://leviathanog.ro/forum/ IP: Play.LeviathanOG.Ro Store: http://magazin.leviathanog.ro/ Discord: https://discord.gg/C9u73cx5EQ

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Crops Grown:	5988	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

VexalMC

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	25
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Transcendence Survival Project

Creative, PvE, Survival, Whitelist

We are a whitelisted minecraft server with custom and realistic terrain generation. The server is free to join, but you have to apply to be whitelisted. In addition we have added several vanilla+ elements to the server such as skills, classes, races, custom mobs and custom structures.We have a resource collection world as well as a build world. We have a communal/shared storage and resource gathering model. We have only community farms. No personal redstone farms or massive storage systems are allowed outside of the community area besides the Guardian Farm and Enderman Farms. Everyone is expected to take from the community storage as needed, but everyone is also expected to put back into the storage as much as or slightly more than what they took out.Build themes are dependent on the dimension in which you are building. High Fantasy/Medieval/Steampunk for the overworlds, Demonic for the nether, and sci-fi/cyberpunk for the end dimension.We are currently recruiting builders who are looking for a fun survival experience but who still want to build something big and beautiful. If interested, post an application on our discord!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Enchantments Applied:	239	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Villages Defended:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

OhanaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are a family friendly server that currently offers a lobby, survival and creative with Minigames, a Modded SkyBlock and Discord. Our community was created from a group of admins and staff from TownCraft. All players are considered Ohana/Family where no one gets left behind. We believe in creating a place where players of all ages are safe from swearing, all forms of vulgar behavior, griefing and bullying.Come play with our Ohana and experience a different kind of server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	552555	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

GlitchNet

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

GlitchNet is an SMP server with features such as: – Image item frames – Jobs – Daily rewards – Player warps – Player shops – Fly time – Spawners – Chunk loadersand many more!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

NZ Server

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	25
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	299
Enchantments Applied:	165	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.