Britoid’s LOL Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn until you shit your pants? Well, look no further because our server will have you laughing so hard, you’ll need to change your undies after every play session!

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor in stitches. Our community of players is so funny, even the creepers can’t help but chuckle.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Britoids who are known for their uncontrollable laughter that will have you doubling over in pain (from laughing too hard, not from actual pain).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to laugh until you shit your pants (but don’t worry, we have plenty of spare undies for you)!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Potions Brewed:	161
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mines Excavated:	4465	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Poke Odyssey

Economy, PvE

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6414
Dragon Scales Harvested:	308	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	26	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

NiftyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

NiftyMC is a family-friendly Minecraft server for both Java and Bedrock players. Come join us to play on our BRAND NEW SMP or our Oneblock Skyblock mode. We produce consistent updates and listen solely to our community when it comes to updates.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PokeClash Cobblemon

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

AztecMC

PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Server address and rules: aztecmc.orgAztecMC is a vanilla raiding server. What that means is, weve got Essentials installed to protect spawn, and players can /sethome and /tpahere, but thats it. No chest protections, no player block protections, and you best get some armor quick because we’re on hard mode.Have you stumbled on someones base? Grief it. Are they still home? Kill them and take their stuff. We have some simple rules, tips for not getting yourself raided, and a bonafide a-dult staff available to help keep things classy. X-rayers got you down? We can teach you how to thwart them while our ban-hammer sniffs them out.Geek stats: – World border is at 100k – Running Minecraft 1.20.4

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

WavyMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

WavyMC is the #1 1.20 Survival Server! Java/Bedrock CompatibleJava IP: play.wavymc.fun Bedrock IP: bedrock.wavymc.funEmbark on an epic adventure in a dynamic and thriving world filled with exciting features and endless possibilities. Our server is carefully designed to provide an immersive and enjoyable experience for players of all skill levels. Some of our core features include a player driven economy, over 600 quests, player leveling system, crates, and a whole lot more!Our community is built around the Twitch Community. Many players know each other from livestream chats, or other games. You will build friendships with new players, meet new friends, and have a fun time playing on WavyMC!Daveyhaha: http://twitch.tv/daveyhaha Snipper: http://twitch.tv/SnipperJoin our Minecraft server today! 🙂

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

MineGlobe

Earth, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Divine Spears Created:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Kilocraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Kilocraft is a vanilla survival server that has been running snapshots since 1.13, and we are currently running our world on version 1.21. Over time the Kilocraft community has grown a lot and thanks to suggestions of our players we could add features such as claiming, playtime-based ranks, and pwarps to help improve the community aspect of our server! If you want to join us, connect to 50kilo.org, if you have any questions, don’t hesitate to ask any of our staff!Server Stats: We have a powerful machine, to make sure you only get to play on the best performance of 1.21 > RAM: 64GB > CPU: i9 9900k > Storage: 2TB NVMe

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Alien Abductions:	0
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Villages Defended:	20	Meteorites Collected:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8326	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Divine Spears Created:	14	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Towns Built:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Dragonkin Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

Updated September 30, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.